Dear Mr. Elevator Man

I'm so tired of seeing people "beef" and fight on FB from my small town. I know each small town has it's problems, but GAH DAMN!! I swear it seems like every year it gets worst. I can't even fault the younger kids for being out here in the streets, showing no respect for elders, fighting over petty shit, keeping up drama because the older "grown ups" are doing showing them how to act. At what age are you going to stop fighting? You do know that is a crime right? You also have someone else stupid ass out here recording it as evidence. NEWS FLASH : Once something is placed on the internet, even deleted, it can still be found. Employees are on all social network and with a city as small as Decatur, they will find the videos. I wanna know what one must say to you to get you ready to fight? I'm almost 26 years old and unless you put your hands on me, chile you can miss me with all that running off at the mouth shit, ESPECIALLY on social media. I do not ...

Dear Crazy lady,  Because girl you look a dang fool! So clearly you don't like to touch anything outside your car, plus your car. SMH. So you proceed to get out of your car, and pay at the pump. You slide the card in the machine, and uses the card as your fingers to hit the keys. You then put the card BACK in your wallet. I mean ..... so technically the germs are in your wallet now. Then you walk around trying to find paper towels to pump your gas with. You take the nozzle off with the napkin, grab the pump, start pumping THENNNNNN you close your hands over the "germ" napkins. Am I the only person that noticed you are now touching the part of the napkin you were using to protect yourself? Your weird, and you look crazy as hell. Just stop! Why not get some GermX and keep it pushing? OR go in the dang store and wash your hands ding bat!  Meanwhile you find it ok to dig in your ass to get those draws out ... but that ain't none of my business  xoxo Girl People Wat...

Guest Spot today!!! Today's Guest is my mean cousin Tonya. Yes, she is very mean. LOL. She tourted me as a child, but also taught me that if people don't like you ... F THEM! I used to be a big cry baby way way way ( really not that far back ) in the day, and she would hit me and say suck it up! She is one of my closest cousin, and still looks 16 years old. Let's check out her take on my next reader letter! Thanks Girl! Love you!

So, as I stated on my video here  .. I will have guest answering and posting this month. I didn't want to ask actually blogger because everyone does that. So I extended a hand to some of my most faithful readers who always give me a s/o on social media, to stop by and chat for a while. I love them and I just knew their advise would be on point. So first up is Miss Delnata! She is the sweetest person,but don't push her! Her son is TOTS ADORBS and her post on FB always have me rolling. Now let's cut all that out and get to the juice unkay? UMKAY! Dear Shanice,  I hope this email meets you will. I have a problem. I know something that I shouldn't know and if I told would destroy my family. My mother is cheating on my father. They are married but have been going through a rough period. Last year my father cheated and got a woman pregnant. The lady and my mother got into a fight and she lost the child. My mom went to jail and of course my father got her out. Since the...

I really have nothing to talk about but I said what the hell, lets post random shit! As I lookth out my windowth, I see the SUN!!! Thank God!!! I am so tired of being stuck in this house, when I get out, I'm not coming back for a while. This snow in Atlanta is for every bird that flew down south and left me here.  Tuesday night, the ice was hitting the window while I was asleep, you could NOT tell me that I didn't have a rat in my room. Ya'll I laid in my bed completely still, like the damn rat could see me, and tired to listen out for it. Needless to say, it was the ice. I was relieved! I logged on to social media to see what the weather was like elsewhere, and you people are so damn depressing. I completely understand not wanting to be stuck in the house but sweet baby of sharkeisha, its not the end of the world. I do feel bad for those people that are not getting paid due to being out of work, but some of you guys needed this break more than you let on. Thank the Hea...

Ya'll, it's so dang cold outside I can't even think. This morning I was just like Jesus if you would just be a sun ray on this 5'3 caramel lady, I will shout for joy in the parking lot. I didn't get that sun ray until a few moments ago but the wind didn't blow so I did a 2 step any ways. Well it was more like an air hump in the car b/c I wasn't about to stand out there to much longer. I have to walk a little slow down my steps b/c everyday I almost commit suicide on them! Somehow my feet decide they want to go one way and my body is going another way .... I"m just screaming the Lords Pray trying to keep everything together. LOL. That's so not funny but I'm laughing as I write this so whateva! It's my blog!   I had this weird dream about someone in my accounting department at work that had me on fire! She came to my desk and just went HAM on me. Listen, that lady and I were having words UMMKAY! She wanted me to work faster and I wanted her ...

This is more for me than for you readers so sorry in advance.  Every since our Grandmother passed, a while back, it's like pulling teeth to get all of you in the same house for a holiday.No one wants to host, no one wants to cook, no one wants to drive,like WTH!  I'm not sure what the hell is your issue, but I'm sick of this. I live out of state and it's hard enough on me not to see my mother when I want! BUT when I come home, I want you all in one house, eating, laughing and creating memories. YOU HAVE TWO SIDES TO YOUR FAMILY!! People get so caught up in what they are doing in their household, they tend to forget that cousins are suppose to be your first best friends, uncles are who you get the "boys" talk with and sports updates, that you aunts are always gossiping about back in the day ,that we both have the same scar on our knees because we fell off the bike together! That nobody cooks red velvet like one of your aunts, that your cousin is hilarious fo...

Dear Mr. Shoulder Rapist,  Listen, I don't know what Sam's shoulder does to you but this has to stop! Every time he see's you he is climbing up my front side or clawing at a wall trying to break free. Let's recap what you did to my poor poor Sam. < insert flowing clouds > Sam and I are having our normal ride down and this gentleman gets on the elevator with us. Sam moves to the side and the guys is staring at his shoulder like it's a fresh chicken in a village of homeless people. He reaches out his hand and places it upon Sam's shoulder. He then rubs it HARD and caresses Sam's shoulder. Sam is not able to handle this and I can see the tears coming alive in his face. Now this is 4 floors he has been holding on to Sam's shoulder. We get to the first floor and same shoots out like people wish their roaches did when company is over.   Now to me this is the funniest shat I have seen. I grown man caressing another man's shoulder like that ..... ...

How did I end up getting out of the car, at the same time that you get out of your car? Listen, you are such a beautiful man. Like if you decided to be a woman, you could totally pull it off. I am happily taken. Like The Cosby Show happy, like they put two toys in my happy meal when I was 5 y/o happy, like HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ok, that didn't make any sense but w/e. Also, you see this wall mount that is always on this elevator when you get on with me? Yes Freaky Jason right there staring at you in the mirror. You make his neck vein pop out and it makes me nervous. Once my mom neck vein popped out when I was getting a whooping and just let me tell you ............ I wore sweatpants all week. I want to live. I'm pretty sure you want to live so here we go with just a few things that you can do for me and I'll continue to smile at you on this quick ride up. 1. Thanks for telling me I have nice big brown eyes. You can't see to my soul, so stop staring into my face. It's c...