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Dear Mr. Motorcyle Man, Get A Grip

How did I end up getting out of the car, at the same time that you get out of your car? Listen, you are such a beautiful man. Like if you decided to be a woman, you could totally pull it off. I am happily taken. Like The Cosby Show happy, like they put two toys in my happy meal when I was 5 y/o happy, like HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ok, that didn't make any sense but w/e. Also, you see this wall mount that is always on this elevator when you get on with me? Yes Freaky Jason right there staring at you in the mirror. You make his neck vein pop out and it makes me nervous. Once my mom neck vein popped out when I was getting a whooping and just let me tell you ............ I wore sweatpants all week.

I want to live. I'm pretty sure you want to live so here we go with just a few things that you can do for me and I'll continue to smile at you on this quick ride up.

1. Thanks for telling me I have nice big brown eyes. You can't see to my soul, so stop staring into my face. It's creepy.
2. We cannot, will not, ever in life text/imessage/facetime/elevatortime/email/pass notes ... so stop suggesting it, OUT LOUD.
3. Stop staring at him when you are talking to me. We will BOTH BE MURDERED ON THIS ELEVATOR!!!

There is more I could talk about but I have a RANT in my spirit that I really just need to get out ..... 

First I want to ask my reader to please pray for my Hometown. There is an unidentified object, taped to a hazardous rail car. School have been let out, but of course people at work at still working. 
Now let me just say I have saw a FEW FB statuses joking about this matter. I don't see anything funny about this. Yes believe that God will protect our community and not let harm come near it but boo boo dont' be stupid. God said have faith, not to be in denial. I hate that people, especially black people , never think something major can happen to them until it happens! Well let me tell you, Marlon didn't think he would lose Nemo until the Shit happened! Mufasa knew he was gone raise his son to be a King until his ass got slaughtered! You are to GAH DAMN old to be laughing about some shit like this. When do we start taking things like this serious. I don't give a single white girl twerking F, if it turns out to be nothing, and I panicked like it was. Guess what! My family is still alive and well. The worst is laughing it up and PEOPLE DIE! You can't laugh from the grave. This is NOT a laughing matter. Grow the Hell up and face reality. I pray that no harm comes to anyone and that the people making fun of this situation choke on a piece of Popeye's biscuit, eyes get real watery,almost die, then coughs it up to live to see another day. 

xoxoxox

The PISSED Consulor

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