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Dear MEM | Not the girl from QuikTrip

Dear MEM, 

 My head hurts ... I want you to shut up like right now. If I had to energy and height to Donkey Kong you right now ..... you'd be on the floor. I have ridden this stupid elevator twice up and down and now I'm standing by the break room trying to find a spoon to dig a tunnel away from you. It's so funny how you always try to convince me that THIS IDEA is the GRAND idea. Who do you think you talking to? Ok I understand you met this " heavenly angel " (your words not mine) at the QuikTrip gas station. Let's just stop rrriiigggghhhttttt there! Didn't I tell your crazy ass not to talk to anyone else! You just don't listen. My momma always said I hard head makes a soft ass and I have on flats today! I will call up B16 and have your ass put in the hole like Jake and Huck were! If your not watching scandal ... just leave this blog right now! Your a disgrace!  OK ... She's beautiful, nice, sweet, charming, blah blah .... Doofus you don't even know this woman and you want to take her to your families Thanksgiving Dinner. Does she have kids? You don't know. Is she single/divorced/recently out of rehab for being a meth addict? You don't know. Does she even celebrate Thanksgiving? You don't know. Was she on an episode of Snapped and just got out the pen? You don't know. What's her last name and what does she do? oh oh I know the answer ............ YOU DON'T KNOW!!!!!! I just can't with you right now ...... you might as well get on Craigslist and find a date! At least we know there is a 50/50 chance you will get murdered. I know I know, Shanice you don't get it she's this and she's that .... but yet you haven't actually talked to her on the phone. Just texted! BBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! You want to take someone around your family that you don't even know if they can hold a conversation. Just no ma'am ........ I mean you can do what you want but " so how long have you guys known each other " question will go like this " oh like 3 days. We met at the QuikTrip "    -_-    Your mother will be so proud. 

 Do whatever it is you want ..... I strongly suggest desserts and drinks should be your date this year. And next year ... ya'know until you get your dating wings back. Or Jesus comes .... I mean we are in no hurry here ... 

 xoxoxoxo

 The Yellow Power Ranger when she was Black working the donation spot at Wal-Mart
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