Dear Mr. Elevator Man

I'm fresh into my marriage. Will be two years this year, but I have been with my now husband for 14 years. Lawd, that makes me feel old. Now I enjoy being married. LLLOOVVEEEE IT! But ummmmmrraaaahhhuuuhhhhh, let's talk about married people advice. I'm not saying "all married people" but I've notice that married people LLOOVVEEE to give you the  "I'm up here and your down there" advice. Or they give you the "right, holy" answer. Like bih I'll still give you a two piece! Tell me that I need to leave Jaquan ass alone because he only act right in the winter. Tell me what you would've told me 6 months ago before you got married. I am WORTH MORE! Don't hit me with a bible verse, don't hit me with an I'll pray for you, don't try to tell me this is in God's plan, don't tell me how to keep a man, or why my man ain't acting right... again YOU JUST GOT MARRIED LESS THAN 5 YEARS AGO! I know ya'll ...

BIH YOU GUESSED IT .... WHEW!!!! AND YOU WAS RIGHT! Today is my birthday .... this post may be filled with random Boosie quotes but just go with me umkay!!! This post shall be a RANDOM one. I haven't blogged much - even though I have a LOT of shit to say ... but after May I should be back on the move. Running a business, and planning a wedding just makes me want to lay down after 3pm and not get up or touch another device. ANY WHOOOOOSSS ... 1. LOOK AT THAT DONKEY BUTT AND THEM BIG OL' LEGS .... I have officially lost 30 pounds!! I keep tilting back and forth so I'm sticking with 30, until I can give a solid 35 lol. I'm excited ... losing weight is not easy .. I had a dream ... my dream was that one day little black boys and black girls ... would come together with little white boys and white girls .. and serve me chicken wings, crab legs, collard greens, fried catfish, pork ribs, mac n cheese, candid yams, broccoli and cheese casserole, fried corn, Waffle House...