Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Your best guess is my best guess. Is it weird that I look for him now? I feel like he is my kid coming home from college and I'm waiting for my update. I'm waiting to see his first girlfriend from college or for him to tell me about how he likes this girl but he needs moms advice. Don't judge me! After our last encounter, I was weirded out; but I am itching to get my weekly fix! Hello, my name is Shanice and I'm addicted to MEM updates. They say the first step is admitting it, right? I don't want to date him. I hate that pretty much everyone thinks I want to date him. That is f'n nasty! Don't get me wrong, he is easy on the eyes .... BUT my heart belongs to someone else. So let's see ... I think he is somewhere on vacation, hooking up with as many women as he can. He will come back and tell me all about his adventures, and I will judge him. ( Because that's what I do.) He will tell me he has met THE ONE, yet again. I will know nothing about her but I...

D e a r M E M ,  My head hurts ... I want you to shut up like right now. If I had to energy and height to Donkey Kong you right now ..... you'd be on the floor. I have ridden this stupid elevator twice up and down and now I'm standing by the break room trying to find a spoon to dig a tunnel away from you. It's so funny how you always try to convince me that THIS IDEA is the GRAND idea. Who do you think you talking to? Ok I understand you met this " heavenly angel " (your words not mine) at the QuikTrip gas station. Let's just stop rrriiigggghhhttttt there! Didn't I tell your crazy ass not to talk to anyone else! You just don't listen. My momma always said I hard head makes a soft ass and I have on flats today! I will call up B16 and have your ass put in the hole like Jake and Huck were! If your not watching scandal ... just leave this blog right now! Your a disgrace!  OK ... She's beautiful, nice, sweet, charming, blah blah .... Doofus you d...

So my mother told me to do this or else suggested this weight lost shake for 90 days, to try. I don't know about others but weight lost in always on a sista's mind. So after reading up on it and talking to others I was again threathen by my mother decided to give it a try! I bought this from Amazon for 47.50 with free shipping.This bag is for 30 days, but I am sharing my bag so I'll be buying another one shortly. It came in 1 day.  LOOK AT GOD ! I am PUMPED!  Long story short, you drink two shakes a day as meal replacements, with healthy snacks and a full dinner. I am doing both of mines for breakfast and lunch while I'm at work. The powder is about 90 calories and you can make all types of different types of shakes/smoothies/drinks. I have a full list! I didn't see many personal blogs about this so I thought what the heck! I'm the most honest person I know. OK on to what I had today. I will list the ingredients at the very end. For Breakfast ...