Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Dear Danny, Me and my girlfriend have been together for 2 years. We went through a few months where we were not on the same page. She was wanting me to move in with her and I wasn't ready to take that step. A few weeks ago I saw this guy run up on her and give her a hug and a kiss on the cheek. I played it cool and just ask her who it was but I was pretty heated inside. She told me he was just a friend from a previous job. She has been getting really distant and on her phone more since after she saw ol' dude. We been arguing for no reason and when her phone rings she goes out the room to talk on it. I ended up going through her phone and read a message from him saying he wanted to pick up where they left off a few months back. ( Basically the time we were going through out little thing ) They were talking about their future together, like I didn't exist.She text him to come over a few times late at night and I'm pretty sure they fucked.

Over the last few days I have saw all types of dumb ass shit about letting a man cheat on you and staying with the man. One word for you : Women let me tell you something real quick ...... if he cheats on you once there is a 80 % chance he will cheat on you again. ESPECIALLY if you are NOT MARRIED! Well, I mean ... nevermind ... Don't be out here being a damn fool for a man that's buying you a MK watch as an "I'm sorry" ...... chile BYE! It is a simple choice a persons makes to stay faithful to ONE PERSON or not. If you do not have enough respect for me to simple let this "new pussy" go fine another dog to pounce, then why are we even in this relationship. Because trust me, let you have sex with another man. He will be on Facebook the next day talking about how bitches ain't shit, they don't want a good man, all women are hoes, I did everything for this bitch and she fucking DaeDae on me .. yeah girl .. he gone clown your ass. THEN when y...

Happy Monday guys!!! Reader Letter Time : Dear Shanice, I will make this quick. I started dating this guy in high school and shortly found out that he was my step cousin. My mother had married his uncle. We continued to date for about 1 year until everyone in the family found out and forced us to break up. After graduation, we went off to the same college. Since we didn't really break up on bad terms and no one was around we started back dating. That was 1 year ago and now I am pregnant with his child. I do not feel bad about this because honestly, we aren't really related but I know my mother will be upset. Is there a certain we can tell our family without them getting mad? I am 3 months now and starting to show some, so I need to tell them. Holidays are coming up and it will be very awkward for my mom, but honestly we were dating before my mom married his uncle. We are going to move into an apartment together, finish school and raise our child together. Thanks! S...

Good Morning! So this morning this guy parked pretty close to me, I back out and pull back in to make sure I have room to get out. Listen, again I am not thin, I have to get all this ass out my low riding car. So as I open my door, it taps his door. You would've thought I put a dent in the door and called his mother everything but her name. My day has already started off bad. -_-

So Long, farewell, to you my friend! Goodbye for now, until we meet again. It's been great to play and sing together( in the box) , and now it's time to say goodbye ( makes noise ). In the box was the JAM!!! I know you'll was sanging it along with me.  Anywho welcome shark bait uh ah ah ( it's from Finding Nemo ) to Randomness Part 7!! I feel like it's been a while since I did one, so let's get on with it umkay? UMKAY! 1. The Summer is here,and crop tops are STILL not in my near future. But, I'm so fine with that. It's the fact that you other larger than life MEM's are not. UMMMM, I am not trying to see your stomach out, if it's tucked in your jeans. As I always say, looking like ya stomach dumlapes over your breetches. It's ok to be cute, but don't give people a reason to talk. Keep pushing girls!! I am!  2. I think I'm a professional ratchet. I mean as soon as my wheels hit the pavement leaving work its " Let me in, ...

Dear Shanice,  So basically me and my ex boyfriend broke up about 3 months ago. We run in the same circle, so one night after hanging out his best friend brought me back to the house because I was wasted. One thing lead to another and we had sex. Since then we have had sex every week. The problem is my ex and I still talk.