Dear White Lady at my job, I'm MORE than positive you have seen big butts before but for some odd reason, you have an issue with mines. I do not wear tight clothes because, I'm a thick girl .. my everything needs to breath; but my dresses do rise in the back as I walk. I cannot help that it does that. You should really take this up with my parents or God because I didn't create me. I just want to tell a few things for you so this awkward stare at my ass, face pinched up, situation can move along. Yes I do see you making faces when I walk by, and even discussion my butt with others, which is WEIRD!
Your Un-Creditable Counselor. I don't always get things right, or spell words correctly ... but I give pretty good advice!