Warning : There is cursing ...
I'm not homeless, yet, but I damn sure am angry. This is a random post but more of random letters inside one post. That made no sense but I don't really care. Its my blog, so I can have it my way. < insert diddy take that take that dance >
1. Dear Fast Food Restaurant .... I LIKE WATER FOR FACK SAKE!!! I am not trying to take this cup over there to get a soda, I really want some water. Its 90 degrees outside, I do not want any soda! Why is it that you give me this baby ass cup for water? BIH H2O is FREE!!! So now you have to call your manager to the front b/c I am NOT about to pay you a dollar for a bigger cup. I might as well let the water flow in my hands and drink out of it. In two sips this water is gone. SMH. If you want the water cup to be clear, that's fine. Just make the cups bigger. SWEET CHEESSSUUUSSSS!!! And no I don't want your bottle of water for $2.50 that I can get at the store for $1. FOH!
2. Dear Realtors, you guys suck more than that lady doing that grapefruit thing. DON'T YOUTUBE IT! You've been warned. Why is it that you do not return phone calls, text message, ruzzle game request, meat that smell funny, too little clothes, nasty dm messages on twitter, like nothing! You don't return NOTHING! But you can't wait to put your name on something to get a cut. I gotta cut for your ass ... ah it aint nothing to cut your ass out of this equation. And anotha' mf thang, can you'll be on time for appointments you'll set? Like YOU set up this appointment. Now my big ass out here in the sun, shining with sweat cause you decided to have a twerk session in the car and didn't GPS the location so nah you lost. Can you twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk that ass on to this house, cause I got other shit tadotaday!
3. If you are in the wrong in traffic,and you proceed to act a fool on the people behind you ... you might get your ass beat. See, in the Book of TaDaAssUP if you turn to Jabs, chapter 2 vs 25 it states ..... If thou shalt be in the wrong and try to get buckth in traffic, thou will be followth to the gas station and confronted with the one two pieceth. Like don't be shooting people birds and making people miss the light and not think I'm not about to follow you in this QuikTrip parking lot and check yo ass. Some of you'll need to study the word!! It would save you from a lot of trouble.
4. My parents are coming into town this weekend. Guess who's house looks a shit ass mess? ME!! Guess who's not cleaning it up? ME!!! Guess who's mama is going to try to wash her washing machine? MINE!!! Guess who's mama is going to wipe the invisible dirt off her walls?? MINE!! I swear my mama can find the bridge under the troubled water. Yes that's not how it goes but did you make the saying up? RIGHT!
So although I'm homeless, not homeless, I am going to enjoy my weekend. Once I get unpacked everything on this hear blog will run smoothly again. So just a few cliff hangers b/c I'm rude like that, D is may or may not have let Lamount do something to him, and his ex girlfriend may be having his baby, MEM is going to have the talk with his fiance about moving in together and the mystery man she is seeing, and Sister Husband lover is telling her sister about her cheating man next week. WHOOP! Can we say lots of updates coming?
xoxoxo
Fat Meat Is Greasy .....
I'm not homeless, yet, but I damn sure am angry. This is a random post but more of random letters inside one post. That made no sense but I don't really care. Its my blog, so I can have it my way. < insert diddy take that take that dance >
1. Dear Fast Food Restaurant .... I LIKE WATER FOR FACK SAKE!!! I am not trying to take this cup over there to get a soda, I really want some water. Its 90 degrees outside, I do not want any soda! Why is it that you give me this baby ass cup for water? BIH H2O is FREE!!! So now you have to call your manager to the front b/c I am NOT about to pay you a dollar for a bigger cup. I might as well let the water flow in my hands and drink out of it. In two sips this water is gone. SMH. If you want the water cup to be clear, that's fine. Just make the cups bigger. SWEET CHEESSSUUUSSSS!!! And no I don't want your bottle of water for $2.50 that I can get at the store for $1. FOH!
2. Dear Realtors, you guys suck more than that lady doing that grapefruit thing. DON'T YOUTUBE IT! You've been warned. Why is it that you do not return phone calls, text message, ruzzle game request, meat that smell funny, too little clothes, nasty dm messages on twitter, like nothing! You don't return NOTHING! But you can't wait to put your name on something to get a cut. I gotta cut for your ass ... ah it aint nothing to cut your ass out of this equation. And anotha' mf thang, can you'll be on time for appointments you'll set? Like YOU set up this appointment. Now my big ass out here in the sun, shining with sweat cause you decided to have a twerk session in the car and didn't GPS the location so nah you lost. Can you twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk that ass on to this house, cause I got other shit tadotaday!
3. If you are in the wrong in traffic,and you proceed to act a fool on the people behind you ... you might get your ass beat. See, in the Book of TaDaAssUP if you turn to Jabs, chapter 2 vs 25 it states ..... If thou shalt be in the wrong and try to get buckth in traffic, thou will be followth to the gas station and confronted with the one two pieceth. Like don't be shooting people birds and making people miss the light and not think I'm not about to follow you in this QuikTrip parking lot and check yo ass. Some of you'll need to study the word!! It would save you from a lot of trouble.
4. My parents are coming into town this weekend. Guess who's house looks a shit ass mess? ME!! Guess who's not cleaning it up? ME!!! Guess who's mama is going to try to wash her washing machine? MINE!!! Guess who's mama is going to wipe the invisible dirt off her walls?? MINE!! I swear my mama can find the bridge under the troubled water. Yes that's not how it goes but did you make the saying up? RIGHT!
So although I'm homeless, not homeless, I am going to enjoy my weekend. Once I get unpacked everything on this hear blog will run smoothly again. So just a few cliff hangers b/c I'm rude like that, D is may or may not have let Lamount do something to him, and his ex girlfriend may be having his baby, MEM is going to have the talk with his fiance about moving in together and the mystery man she is seeing, and Sister Husband lover is telling her sister about her cheating man next week. WHOOP! Can we say lots of updates coming?
xoxoxo
Fat Meat Is Greasy .....
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