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Out with the Old in with the New Weight Lost Do Over

Yesterday I was OVER IT! Like I was ready to throw the towel in. I was having a conversation with this jelly ( belly ) and I was just asking it to compromise with me in certain outfits. Yes, we have that type of relationship. BUT she was on something else. Like Hey girl, I'm here to stand out! No one cares about what you want. So after a bottle of wine, don't judge I only drank a few sips, I decided I didn't want to do a "diet". I just wanted a meal plan and a more extreme work out. Let's just praise God for Google ok!

So a good friend, who I haven't seen in forever, Jennifer, is ALWAYS talking about this Paleo thingy-mah-bob. She LOVES bacon I love bacon and she LOVES to eat I love to eat and she's THIN AS EVER! Not like crackhead thin, but like a really nice thin. Just go with me now ......... So I Googled it and thought hhhmmmmmmm I could use this as a meal plan. Its just eating what grows, in a nut shell. NO processed food. Listen, I will be going into Bread shock very soon. I LOVE bread!

So for my Body By Vi people, IF you get off of the body by vi and you haven't dropped more weight then you wanted to. You may gain it back. Clearly I slowly gained it back, even with working out, so be careful with that. To my people who are on the Paleo meal plan, check me out! I'll be cooking and posting pictures of my meals. 

Now this 1000 work out plan ............ Just if you ride through and see me on the ground, throw a cup of water on me. Its a 75 minutes workout and right now I do about 30-40 minutes. Let's just hope the disrespectful bugs are all going to the Bug Life Ball on Sunday when I start this new workout.

xoxoxoxo
ticket handler for the Bug Life Ball

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