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Dear Suicide Watch

Dear Suicide Watch,

Would you like the number to the local help line? Why are you always on social media talking about how horrible your life is. THEN get pissed when people talk about you. OH GIRL, lay right here on my couch, lets talk. If you want people to stop talking about how crazy you are STOP POSTING YOUR LIFE ON SOCIAL NETWORKS. I understand that everyone has a bad day from time to time, but you have been having a bad day since 2010. I would delete you from my friends list but you just make me feel so much better about my life, I keep you around. Don't judge me, you have that person on your timeline that you say : "Damn, I'm doing wwwaaaayyyy better than them". I just want you to come to the light and see your life really isn't that bad. One day it's #solodolo F everybody and everything they stand for, nobody got me like I got me, I can't stand people, I'm so stressed then the same day 3 hours later its Turn Up! Kicking back with the boo, sipping on sum' loving life to the fullest. Hi Haters. Later than night, I just give so much and no one returns the favor when you need then. That's why I say F everybody. Like WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU! We did not have to go through all those emotions with your crazy self. I'm going to drop the hot line number down at the bottom because your crazy and I'm going to get you some help because I can't handle another " is life worth living " status. You make my blood pressure go up!

xoxoxo
1800stayonyourmeds

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