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Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Dear Mr. Elevator Man,

I am looking at your mouth move but I can't hear anything coming out. A classmate of mines told me that I should read 50 Shades of Gray and I would look at you differently. Well lets just say, I read a snippet of that book and that's why I'm staring at your weirdly. Whatever your talking about, I have no earthly idea.....................................................................................................................................................

Ok I totally just heard you say engagement. WHAT IN THE DOLPHIN LIPS are you talking about! * Cue rant from me* Look, I really need you to get it together. Whomever this girl you are still screwing , while I adjust his shirt, is not all that if she lets you come out the house like that. You just broke up with your gold digging ex and now you have fallen in love with a vajayjay! Because not once have you told me this girls name, what she looks like, what she does! All I know is that, in your words " she just takes all the stress away " with that stupid grin on your face. So, Tell me what's so special about this girl? You have 3 floors to do so!

He says nothing ...... So I slap him in the back of the head. LOL! I just hit you and I still don't know your name!

Get it together! And stop telling every girl what you do for work, it's not attracting what you really want. If it was we wouldn't be having these conversations where you are trying to convince yourself "she's the one".

xoxox
your personal match marker
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