ME : * walk into the elevator and see M.E.M *
M.E.M : You know I've been thinking, I don't think I really like her. I just don't know what she does to me.
ME : I know what she does to you. She << insert curse word>> the <<insert curse word>> out of you. She is trying to get you to marry her so she doesn't have to work anymore. I mean, you did tell her your job title. * rolls my eyes*
* another person enters the elevator*
M.E.M : I mean *stops talking and stares straight ahead*
OTHER PERSON ON THE ELEVATOR : *looks at him like he is CRAY!
Me: * 0.o*
Person exits the elevator
Me: What the hell was that!!!!
M.E.M: I don't want them all in our business. * presses the 1st floor button*
(YES I WORK ON THE 7TH FLOOR REMEMBER)
Me : 0.o What business?
M.E.M: OUR BUSINESS!!! So what were we talking about.
Me: How you are not in love with this girl, as I said last time, because she lays it down on you.
M.E.M : * starts grinning like a teenage girl when Justin Beiber comes on* You may be right but man it's good.
Me: Your weird.
M.E.M : What are you doing for lunch?
Me: Having lunch with Sam today.
M.E.M : Who is Sam? * sounds upset, I really don't care at this point, we are STILL riding this damn elevator up and down!!!*
Me: He is my good friend.
M.E.M : Good Friend uh? Well I wanted to see if you wanted to have lunch BBBUUTTT I guess you have other plans.
Me: ........ clearly I just said that.
M.E.M: Well I will be at Guthers at 1, eating my lunch, ALONE, if you just so happen to show up.
Me: YUP, I won't.
* elevator dings my floor*
M.E.M : oh I like your braids!!
Me: They are twist -_-
M.E.M: OH well I like your twist. You look really nice.
Me : umhm ... *walks off elevator*
THE END
M.E.M : You know I've been thinking, I don't think I really like her. I just don't know what she does to me.
ME : I know what she does to you. She << insert curse word>> the <<insert curse word>> out of you. She is trying to get you to marry her so she doesn't have to work anymore. I mean, you did tell her your job title. * rolls my eyes*
* another person enters the elevator*
M.E.M : I mean *stops talking and stares straight ahead*
OTHER PERSON ON THE ELEVATOR : *looks at him like he is CRAY!
Me: * 0.o*
Person exits the elevator
Me: What the hell was that!!!!
M.E.M: I don't want them all in our business. * presses the 1st floor button*
(YES I WORK ON THE 7TH FLOOR REMEMBER)
Me : 0.o What business?
M.E.M: OUR BUSINESS!!! So what were we talking about.
Me: How you are not in love with this girl, as I said last time, because she lays it down on you.
M.E.M : * starts grinning like a teenage girl when Justin Beiber comes on* You may be right but man it's good.
Me: Your weird.
M.E.M : What are you doing for lunch?
Me: Having lunch with Sam today.
M.E.M : Who is Sam? * sounds upset, I really don't care at this point, we are STILL riding this damn elevator up and down!!!*
Me: He is my good friend.
M.E.M : Good Friend uh? Well I wanted to see if you wanted to have lunch BBBUUTTT I guess you have other plans.
Me: ........ clearly I just said that.
M.E.M: Well I will be at Guthers at 1, eating my lunch, ALONE, if you just so happen to show up.
Me: YUP, I won't.
* elevator dings my floor*
M.E.M : oh I like your braids!!
Me: They are twist -_-
M.E.M: OH well I like your twist. You look really nice.
Me : umhm ... *walks off elevator*
THE END
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