BIH YOU GUESS IT! WHEW!

And if you guessed it was my birthday .... YOU WERE RIGHT!

That eyelash was on FFLLLEEEEKKK that day. Ok, it was really on it's last leg but whatever I was still cute. Well today is the day that the Lord said ... LET GREATNESS BE BORN! And Here I am :) 26 years later.

So I am 26 .. GAH DAMN the pressure is really on to get my life together. Side note : Why was I crip walking to the baby Einsteins theme song? I'm so shame. ANYWHO! I always thought by 25 I would be a working lawyer, married with my first baby on the way. Well listen here .. I am a college drop out, found my career ( that I LOVE ) in logistics, not married ( but very happy ) with no kids.

I'm truly happy and blessed this birthday. Now on to a few RRRAANNNDDDOOMMMMM. I know y'all love when I speak ratchet. LOL.

1. Why does dry grinding turn you women on? Like I saw this clip of Chris Brown humping the air and the comment section was tew murch. Like you know he isn't going to fuck you right? I mean unless I am front and center ... we eye to eye .... breath on my nose ... I'm not getting turned on. That reminds me of all those boys that use to put out those Pretty Rickey grinding videos. BBAHAHAHA .. we use to be all up in those youtube videos watching. At this age .... grind that light bill and cable money over here .. now thats gone turn me on. UUMMKKAAYYYY.

2. Why are you straight men so pressed about the gay scenes on Empire? I have unfollow so many of you " come on bruh with this gay shit cuh gaaaaawwwdddd damn " on twitter I have lost count. Guess what .... JAMAL IS GAY! Get over it or don't watch. If it makes you that uncomfortable then PAH-LEASE stop watching. This lady gets her LIFE when the gay scene come on. I love love and I love seeing a black GAY role. Y'all love some Will and Grace but can't handle this man holding hands with another man. IS YOU MAD BRO? lol.

3. I wonder if people on Decatur still think I'm a stripper? Probably could come through with a few tour dates, shut shit down real quick. I mean not with my body but I know a few strippers that can make they ass magnolia clap for a few HHUUNNNDDDEEEDDDD * plies voice *

4.Am I the only person that feels like when the waiter/waitress ask if we are on one ticket they tryna be slick cute. Like BIH YES WE ARE ON ONE TICKET. We are also on one bank account, on one house note, on one gah damn everything ... you keep on and we gone be on one bail account. Like don't do that, if we need it separated we will let you know. I'm over here tell you what extra condiments to bring him and you gone pull that " are you guys on one ticket " shit .... do you like you edges on Beyonce or Naomi Campbell? Just let me know hunny ... it's nothing to rearrange them.

Anywho .. I'll update on MEM and Nina pregnancy later this week. Thanks so much for the Birthday love and everyone who checks out my blog! I love you all dearly!

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Who started this cooking for your man is something that only wives do and not girlfriends? Do ya'll smoke crack? I'm convenience you early-mid 20 somethings smoke crack. I've seen a meme rolling around social media where the man says he wants to see his girl like this (she's cooking in underwear ... which leads to a whole 'notha story. Like I hope she not frying NATHAN!! Because baby bout to get burnt up trying to be cute.) and the girl replies "this is wife level package, you can upgrade your girlfriend package by buying a ring. He couldn't be me. STARVE THEN BIH! Listen .... follow me umkay? 1. NONE OF YA'LL (me included) makes enough money to eat at a restaurant everyday where the food is that damn bomb! Like you gone be eating Applebee's happy hour on the 4th day! AAANNDDDD ain't NOBODY trying to take yo bap ass out to eat EVERYDAY. Hoe I got bills to pay! Say it with me now ... I'mmmm oooonnnn aaaaaaa bbbuuuddddggggeeettt!!!

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