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The Mollies Are Awesome In Atlanta

Are the kind words that were whispered in the club on Saturday.


Hey Ya'll!!! Miss me? If you haven't noticed Mondays are now "D's" post days. But he pissed me off, then I pissed him off; so now we are having a time out. I'll tell you all about it on Vlog Thursday! My nerves to damn bad right now, and since I am living the healthy life {insert side eye} I don't have any juice to go with my 1800 coconut so whatever.

1.This is my last week in my apartment and I'm still homeless like shit. I'm going to do a Vlog about trying to rent while black. SMH. Listen, this shat is so fn difficult. I'm over it. Like OVER IT!!!!

2.I'm not ready for Summer. I'm not talking about my weight, I'm talking about this HEAT!! OMGOSH you'll it was 97 degree's yesterday and I had a NASTY attitude. I can't deal with heat. I know, I know, Shanice, you live in the south. Yes, you are correct but girl ... show me someone that likes above 90 degree weather for about 4 straight months. -_- ... I'll pass!

3. I hate that these children are dying in these cars. People pay attention to your surroundings! If I ever see a child in a car alone, and it's off ..... straight Jasmine Sullivan action! I will bust every window out that damn car. I don't believe that no one see's these children in these cars, dying!! People just worry about self so much these days that it's scary.

4. Why do old people walk so fast? They do that little hip twist while they walk. Listen, that shat scares me. I slowly drive behind them checking for their life alert necklace before I speed past. Have to make sure they are good before that hip pop out with that quick ass twist hip they do. Weird.

5.Stop telling me your going to do something, and then don't do it. But then hit me up and say "hey girl be on the lookout for my email about such and such." Then I don't see it. So then you hit me back up a month later ... gah damn leave me alone!!! I have 1000000 plus things going on. I didn't ask you for this shit so stop bothering me! Flippin Psycho!

Until next time ....

Shake what cha got in them jeans ....

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