Dear D,
You make my balls hurt and I don't even have any. Every time I get an email from you, I have to take a deep breath, take about 20 steps, come back to my computer and go from there. Here's my little advice for you, or whatever.
Lamount : It's a setup. Let it go. Stop being around him. Clearly he is a REAL down-low man, and you already know how I feel about them. I can applaud you on not being like him in that way, but that's about all I can give you a round of applause on. And how could you let him almost ... I mean you just finished peeing .. ok I can't .. my stomach is starting to hurt. Nasty ass ....
Mellow Yellow : He is going to push you out of this corner, because I'm not sure if it's a closet, one way or another. I'm not sure where you took the wrong turn with him, but he is UPSET. Only thing worst than an upset queen, is a person with all their groceries in their cart and their EBT card has $0. Gotta take all that shat back. That's so embarrassing. SMH. So find a way to make it right with him. Buy him a fake Michael Kors purse, cause queens love flashy things.
You need to go away, back to PR and sit down. Alone time could do you some good, you're going a mile a minute. AAANNNNDDDDD what is with this "maybe baby?" SMH. I can't ... I HONESTLY CAN NOT .... If this is your baby, do not ... let me say this again ... DO F'N NOT get back with the baby mother. You seem like the type to want to "make the family work." Get cheated on again, and I'm going to have to start a blog just for you.
Until Next Monday,
TasteeGurl
You make my balls hurt and I don't even have any. Every time I get an email from you, I have to take a deep breath, take about 20 steps, come back to my computer and go from there. Here's my little advice for you, or whatever.
Lamount : It's a setup. Let it go. Stop being around him. Clearly he is a REAL down-low man, and you already know how I feel about them. I can applaud you on not being like him in that way, but that's about all I can give you a round of applause on. And how could you let him almost ... I mean you just finished peeing .. ok I can't .. my stomach is starting to hurt. Nasty ass ....
Mellow Yellow : He is going to push you out of this corner, because I'm not sure if it's a closet, one way or another. I'm not sure where you took the wrong turn with him, but he is UPSET. Only thing worst than an upset queen, is a person with all their groceries in their cart and their EBT card has $0. Gotta take all that shat back. That's so embarrassing. SMH. So find a way to make it right with him. Buy him a fake Michael Kors purse, cause queens love flashy things.
You need to go away, back to PR and sit down. Alone time could do you some good, you're going a mile a minute. AAANNNNDDDDD what is with this "maybe baby?" SMH. I can't ... I HONESTLY CAN NOT .... If this is your baby, do not ... let me say this again ... DO F'N NOT get back with the baby mother. You seem like the type to want to "make the family work." Get cheated on again, and I'm going to have to start a blog just for you.
Until Next Monday,
TasteeGurl
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