Skip to main content

Dirty 30,Threesomes, & Stripping

I promise I am alive!! It's the end of the month and I work in transportation. Ch ........ I forgot to blog for the week on Sunday so FORGIVE ME!!!! Thanks for all the emails checking up on me. It's weird but I'm thankful! I have three new people that I'm trying to swing into this blog ...
Too Damn Old For This
        - Now To Damn Old for this is a 30 year old woman on the hunt for a man. She has a LONG list of what she wants her man to have. You'll listen to me ...... this list is so gah dang long, I skipped half of it and just replied to her email. She pretty much goes on dates 3/4 times a week trying to find her man. I enjoy her emails because every date is different and I get to give her my "outside" opinion about these guys. One of her rules is he cannot have had sex with anyone within 3-6 months of them dating.
 ummm .. ok .... 
Love Triangle 
          Basically Couple 1 brought in Thing 1 for a threesome. After it was over Couple 1 agreed to not talk to Thing 1 anymore because it would be awkward. Lollipop head from Couple 1, would found Thing 1, kept talking to Thing 1. This later turns into Couple 2. ONLY Thing 1 knows Lollipop head is still apart of Couple 1 but doesn't car. My head you'll ... like ... 

Strip For Rent That One Time
               Dandelion once stripped for her rent money. Then stripped again a few weeks later, and now does it about 3 times a month. The basically transforms into this new person, thanks to make up, and turns up for the pole. She meets some CHARACTERS in the strip club, and is starting to fall into this double life she is living. Problem is ..... her real life is falling apart. I like Rent Stripper, I just need her to get it together.
 

So I'll be back sooner than you think! *muah* 
Labels:

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

If It Were You, Would You Be Proud

I don't really know how to start this post, but ya'll rock with me so just let me have a moment. I love to blog but I am having time management issues with everything going on in my life. It doesn't make me money so it kind of goes on the back burner even though I love to do it. My small home town had a double homicide yesterday. I'm not listing names or locations because I respect the privacy of everyone in that situation. With a sad heart, my mind began to race with thoughts of "if this happened to me, have I lived the life I wanted?" Because it can happened to any of us. I live in Stone Mountain, GA and although my block is very quiet, little to no children on the block, just a few weeks ago my husband and I came home to a road full with police, fire department trucks, ambulance vans and cars everywhere. We still don't know what happened down there. I work for myself. My husband and I started a few businesses together and each of them has there se
Post a Comment
See What The Crazy Is About ..

Who's Cooking Nah?

Who started this cooking for your man is something that only wives do and not girlfriends? Do ya'll smoke crack? I'm convenience you early-mid 20 somethings smoke crack. I've seen a meme rolling around social media where the man says he wants to see his girl like this (she's cooking in underwear ... which leads to a whole 'notha story. Like I hope she not frying NATHAN!! Because baby bout to get burnt up trying to be cute.) and the girl replies "this is wife level package, you can upgrade your girlfriend package by buying a ring. He couldn't be me. STARVE THEN BIH! Listen .... follow me umkay? 1. NONE OF YA'LL (me included) makes enough money to eat at a restaurant everyday where the food is that damn bomb! Like you gone be eating Applebee's happy hour on the 4th day! AAANNDDDD ain't NOBODY trying to take yo bap ass out to eat EVERYDAY. Hoe I got bills to pay! Say it with me now ... I'mmmm oooonnnn aaaaaaa bbbuuuddddggggeeettt!!!
Post a Comment
See What The Crazy Is About ..

I'm a ME kind of Mommy

I am a me type of Mommy. I pumped, breastfeed and formula feed my child. I pumped enough to store for future and my husband would feed him formula bottles when I was tapped out sleep. I am a vaccine mom. I say a little prayer before my son gets his shots each time and I watch him like a hawk afterwards. TO ME it is worth it. I am a cry it out mom. Yeah it sucks sometimes but it's worked out in MY favor. He gives me a smooth hour playing in his play pen with no interruptions to do whatever it is I need to do around the house.  I am a cosleep and baby bed mom. Sometimes I just don't feel like getting out of my bed for night feedings so he sleeps in bed with us. Other nights I need some "adult time" and I kick his little ass out. LOL. I am a "his first pair of real shoes are white hard bottoms". I am a when the doctor says he can start eating food he ate everything! Fruits and veggies first and later meats.  I am a google mom. I will google the shit out
Post a Comment
See What The Crazy Is About ..