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Dear MEM, 

I don't live in this area anymore but the one day I decide to head to Publix's, I see you. I didn't know whether to stop and catch up or just go about my business. So me being me ..... I just keep it trucking down the aisle. BUT you being you stopped me and here we are. Let's go ahead and play catch up! 

1. Your fiance wants to go to marriage counselling to see if you guys will work. I think that's a great idea! I'm not sure why you are so upset about it. Don't you want to know her different takes on situations? I know I would. I think she is just being cautious since you guys JUST MET; "technically"
 
2. Your moms are fighting!!! This is horrid, since they are the ones that hooked you guys up! You need to sit down with them both and explain your relationship. On one side, stop telling your mom everything that's going on in your relationship. Of course she's going to say something to your fiance's mom, THEY'RE FRIENDS!!! Plus your fiance kind of treats you like shit, so I would say something too. On the other side, I can see where your future mother in law is coming from by saying you guys are jumping the gun on this whole "marriage and kid" thing. No need to get your panties in a bunch. Just keep your mouth closed cry baby!

3. So we are not trying to have kids anymore? I could give you a good ole nasty southern baptist shout, but I will just settle for risen eyebrows and a head nod. I can see that you are VERY upset about this, but I can remember me telling you that no woman wants to get pregnant, plan a wedding, wait until she gives birth to lose weight to actually have the wedding; all while a infant is hanging off her boob. It's just a lot. Be patient. At least your still getting some .............. wwweeeelllllll ...... technically ..............

4. So you are in the same house, but she still has her home, and you guys sleep in different rooms. (insert slow blinks ) I'm VERY confused on why even move in with each other if this is the case. From what I can understand, you pressured her into moving in, and she said the only way she would is if she moved into your guest room. I just ... I mean .... and after you have sex you go back to your room. BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!
I'm sorry, that was rude. Just let her go back to her house; hell she is "just falling asleep" there 4 days out the week. Maybe she needs this space before everything happens. I mean you guys aren't getting married until 2016 ....

Although it was GREAT seeing and talking to you ... you look f'n stressed dude! Take a vacation with your fiance and forget about reality for just a few days. 

xoxoxo
Katy Perry's Dark Horse 

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