Missed Part 1?
Look! You've made it to Tuesday!! Let's clap it up for that. ( insert emoji claps ) I've gotten through Monday and no one has died or been cursed out. Look at how amazing God is!! Umkay? UMKAY!
Below I have my friends answer a letter from a guy with low self esteem. Brief summary :
He's seeing a girl who is always asking him for money. He still lives with his parents trying to move out and she only dates "bosses" .... My advice is kick her ass to the curb. If you are a grown a$$ woman and you cannot afford your bills... hunny you don't need to be dating ANYONE!
The second question is from a gentlemen as well. He wants to know what to do about his girlfriend who sells drugs. -_- He has asked her to quit before and she told him " a real man would be getting this money with me." Sir, send me your photo. I have single friends and single followers that would LOVE to give you a shot. Ain't nobody got the time to be f'n with these Orange is the New Black hoes out chea'. Jail is REAL. How many times do I have to tell you guys this? I'm not trying to get pregnant by the old spice wearing guard. Just ... my God said no.
The third letter is from a woman who has been dating her boyfriend for 5 years. They have 2 kids together; a 4 year old and 1 year old. HE, by himself, not with her, has 3 outside kids and a girl pregnant right now. The outside kids are in between her kids ages. I can't, you can't, the kids can't, the milk man can't, WE JUST CAN'T!!!
Check the video out below! If you are drinking anything, be careful .. the random outburst are REAL. (:
Look! You've made it to Tuesday!! Let's clap it up for that. ( insert emoji claps ) I've gotten through Monday and no one has died or been cursed out. Look at how amazing God is!! Umkay? UMKAY!
Below I have my friends answer a letter from a guy with low self esteem. Brief summary :
He's seeing a girl who is always asking him for money. He still lives with his parents trying to move out and she only dates "bosses" .... My advice is kick her ass to the curb. If you are a grown a$$ woman and you cannot afford your bills... hunny you don't need to be dating ANYONE!
The second question is from a gentlemen as well. He wants to know what to do about his girlfriend who sells drugs. -_- He has asked her to quit before and she told him " a real man would be getting this money with me." Sir, send me your photo. I have single friends and single followers that would LOVE to give you a shot. Ain't nobody got the time to be f'n with these Orange is the New Black hoes out chea'. Jail is REAL. How many times do I have to tell you guys this? I'm not trying to get pregnant by the old spice wearing guard. Just ... my God said no.
The third letter is from a woman who has been dating her boyfriend for 5 years. They have 2 kids together; a 4 year old and 1 year old. HE, by himself, not with her, has 3 outside kids and a girl pregnant right now. The outside kids are in between her kids ages. I can't, you can't, the kids can't, the milk man can't, WE JUST CAN'T!!!
Check the video out below! If you are drinking anything, be careful .. the random outburst are REAL. (:
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