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Dear Young Ass Mothers, stay in the house!

I AM SSSSOOOO TIRED of seeing you and your baby outside with the umbilical cord still attached. Meaning, why are you out and about with this 72 hour baby?! I have not had a child, but I know for a FACT the doctor told your leaky bottom ass to stay in the house.
Yes, your baby is cute. Yes, everyone would love to see your baby. BUT COME THE HELL ON! I am so tired of seeing 5 day old babies outside in pictures, or the mama talking about " girls night out". SMH. I don't think you are suppose to mix those pain pills with Ciroc. I'm just saying ..... Its unhealthy for you and your child. There is a reason your doctor told you to stay in the house for that long length of time. I mean you did just push a human out your who-ha for cheeseburger sake! Then you wonder why people talk to you so bad. Ya'll gone learn to listen to what Granny and her friends used to tell you back in the day. STAY IN THE DAMN HOUSE! This isn't vacation time! It's healing and bonding time. Now you mad cause your baby face breaking out and s/he has a cold at 14 days old. WELL NO SHIT! If you let everybody touch on their faces and you take them in and out everyday ...... again ... sit your butt at home and do crossword puzzles. Join an online new mommy club. Hell have a sleepover for all I care just keep you and your child in the house! 
xoxoxox
The Salt Shaker 
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