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Dear Brokshea The Model

The ratchet shows don't get turned on that often in my household. I have yet to watch a complete season of any reality show in a long time. I catch a few here and there but that's it. BUT my Facebook family keeps a G updated. So my lovely friend who has a blog radio show, Hey Kenya!, interviewed this gentleman and all of a sudden he was all over my timeline Monday. So here is my letter to that kind gentleman.

Dear Brokshea The Model, 

Did you not see the camera's following you'll around? Did you really just ask for this girls card, on the mic, camera's rolling, 30 people around you listening? If someone offers to pay and you don't have 2 pennies to rub together to wish for some more money to appear, SHUT YO BROKE ASS UP! Now I understand people fall on hard times, and I saw that you were in an accident and all that .... So yes, maybe you didn't have the funds that night. What you should've done is went down to Bulldogs, or Wanda's PlayHouse, and taken your clothes off for them to make a little change. THEN when you say you got it, you take them wrinkled one's out and handle the tab. Surprise her like BAM! Yeah girl, I got this $50 tab. Gone put that card up baby, big daddy got this. #notiptho  If you are not able to work, what is your hustle? I hope you are/were breaking Erica AAAAAFFFFF because I just don't understand ......Be sure to clean that, that's the only way to get tha ..... flavor  My card and I would've walked out the bowling alley with Young Joc and Karly since you got it. AAANNNNDDD how much can bowling be? Like GAHDAMN you must not have had AAANNNNYYYYY coins girl. Listen, it's folks out here selling Herbalife and Body by Vi like its laced with crack. Gone get your some front money and move these shakes hunny. Until then, keep your broke ass in the house. Grab a friends Netflicks password, some popcorn & candy from the Dollar Tree,and keep it cute. At least you look better than the naked mole rat. 

xoxoxoxo
Get Rich or Stay in the house  .... 

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