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And I Done Did Everything but Trust These Hoes - D

Backstory - D is still sleeping with the ex and the new girl ... the ex confronted the new girl .. he doesn't know how she found out. Thinks it's from IG. He doesn't understand why the new girl is mad because technically they aren't official. <insert eyeroll > 

Dear My Lovely D, 

You are fucking retarded!!!! I told you not to have sex with both of those girls! See this is the good guy turning into the dog ass man because he was hurt. You are only sleeping with the ex, because you want to get back at her. You think you doing something because you have sex with her, then leave to go over the new girls house. Nah, your really not doing anything but messing with your own emotions. You know you still love this girl. All that " man I fucked her, I didn't make slow love" bullshit you keep writing me ,,, is just that .... BULLSHIT! Leave that girl alone! Let it go! She cheated on you, you are mad, let's keep it pushing. 

Now the new girl is mad because, no you guys are official; BUT you are acting as if you are. You are over this girls house all the time, kicking it and shit, sexing her up and shit, washing her car and shit .... so in her mind, you'll aren't having outside sex. Why would you need to have sex with someone else? Is she not doing enough? What else should she be doing? These are the things she is thinking. THEN to be confronted by the ex ...... chile .... I wish I was the fly on the wall. That damn social media get you every time! 

So to you, pick one, and stick to them. Or if you are going to do this thing, man up and cover your tracks. You don't have enough experience to tell good lies about who this and that girl is to the other. If you want the new girl back .... LIE BIG!!! Yes, your going to have to lie. Like a "my ex girlfriend is crazy, she eat Panda Bears for fun, she ran over a kid then pee'd on 'em and that's why I left her" kind of lie. SMH. Why am I giving you advise on this? Just make it extravagant. Bitches love extravagant stories.  Pick a new girl to replace the ex, because she is to close to the circle. NOT AT THE SAME DAMN SCHOOL EITHER! Wait, didn't our relationship all start about you liking boys .... my my my ... 

xoxoxoxo
Checkmate 
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