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It's Monday, AGAIN

I am DOG ASS TIRED today. I am in the beginning stages of my PMS symptoms break down, so I want to cry, eat chocolate, laugh, sleep, eat popeyes chicken, and get under my covers and not come out. Only, I'm at work with paperwork coming out of my rear end that needs to be done by today. I swear my phone has rang 5 times and I have not answered it because I want to keep my job.

Right now, I am laid back in my seat, typing whatever comes to mind. Welcome to my monday thoughts!

- My bf's sister is due anyday now and I wish that damn baby would come on! I love the smell of little babies.
- Love doesn't need to be the only reason you marry someone. Is that person a team player? How are they with paying bills? Have you met their family on other occasions other than the holidays and like them? If at some point you don't feel that butterfly love affect, will you both try to light the spark again? IJS, can't marry a person because they are a nice person. Nice only gets you so far and your lights will still be off girl.
- I haven't seen MEM, but I saw MMM today. I swear his motorcycle looks like a moped.
- I have a book club! We are reading After Her. It's really good.
- I'm still trying to figure out just what is my milkshake that Kelis was singing about. All my milkshake ever brought were ants.
- I wish people would stop taking pictures of their kids saying " my baby rocking her natural hair" UMM lady your baby is 2. What else would she be rocking?
- I still don't understand the riddle " I don't want to be a chicken, I don't want to be a duck, so shake/kiss my butt". Why am I shaking/kiss my butt? Sounds like some pedophile shit to me.
- I will never eat crawfish if I have to suck the head off. GIRL WHET? Do you get a tip afterwards? A gift bag? Just no ... no, no , no!
- I read that the average stripper makes 125k a year. I am thinking about a career change. I mean ........ 125k a year!! Don't judge, I will still give my tithes to the church. I AM THE BUILDING FUND BIH!
- I'm just not focused to but wanted to post something anyways .....

xoxoxo
time to clock back in ........


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