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Dear one is the loneliness number ,

Dear Mr. Elevator Man, 

I just want to hug you right now. Like I'm sad, pissed and frustrated!! I've never been stood up but I know there are ways that people can prevent this. So I am going to leave you here and address pretty little miss .....................

Dear Ungrateful Piece of Ass, 

YOU NO NO HOW TO USE PHONE?! Why would you stand someone up? Listen here you snot nose, wanna be bunny ranch worker, hamburger-helper serving, flat butt heifer!!!!!! You call when you can't make it! You send a bird, superman, those little things on despicable me, SOMETHING! Now I begged this damn man to take you out again, because let's face it hunny ...... YOU WERE NOT CUTTING IT! Then you <insert HARD curse word> it UP!!! Calm down Shanice. Did you see he's face? OOOOOFFFFF Course your "i shoot animals for fun hunting" ass didn't! So let me run down this .......

He called you earlier that morning to confirm ....... You said your going to be there 
He gets there waits 20 minutes ......... then calls you ...... you don't answer 
He waits about 10 minutes and calls you again ....... it rings once and goes to VM
(You childish ass hoe, yes I'm mad!)
He orders and eats alone, while texting you a few times. FYI turn off your "read message" if you are avoiding someone.
TTHHEEENNN you text him at 1 saying you took some medicine and fell asleep.

I just ................... I want to ................. Like how ............. But you read the messages ........

just Fuck You Girl! 

xoxoxo
your mother will be calling you later, you f'd this up for her grandchildren and retirement money!

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