Skip to main content

Dear Mr Elevator Man : The Date

Lets just say I have some hate mail going on in my inbox about this situation. Someone even suggested that I ask you guys to send me pictures to send to him. Listen, I can't even believe people are reading my blog, let alone hook up my stranger elevator ride friend with my stranger readers. LOL. I will keep this in mind. I will have to swing it some type of way because he doesn't know about this blog. 

ANYWHO on to the good stuff : The Date!!! * que lighting and thunder* 

He went to pick her up and SHE changed the plans. He was going to take her out to wine and dine her but she said NO SIR! I love her already. She invited him in where she had a full meal prepared, with wine and dessert. He was totally shocked. The meal was steak, salad, asparagus, homemade mash potatoes, and rolls. There was a cheese tray to start off with. Well isn't she fancy. If I can take how he was smiling as he was telling me the story, he had a great time. Did i mention he was standing outside the office building waiting on me to get there? * side eyes* Can you say freaky with me 3 times fast? 

She told him she would rather stay in and talk. FINALLY GOD HAS SENT ME A GREAT PERSON FOR MY CRAZY ELEVATOR FRIEND! He stated he was there for about 4 hours talking and eating. He likes her alot and really enjoyed himself. * cue men being men here* 

Conversation on the elevator now : 

Me: So have you talked to her since?
MEM: No, she hasn't reached out. 
Me: I'm sorry I don't see how that matters
MEM: Well if she wants to talk, she'll text.
Me: But do you want to talk to her?
MEM: Yes, but she must not want to talk to me because I haven't heard from her.
ME: * breaths deeply b/c this man is f'n crazy* Maybe she is waiting for you to text her first. I mean she did go all out on the date. You didn't spend any money, and enjoyed a great meal.
MEM: Well i left her $50 under the wine bottle.
Me: YOU DID WHAT!! 
MEM: 0_0 what?
Me: OMG!! Why would you do that!? She doesn't need nor want your money. I think that was the whole point of her cooking at her house. You have got to be smarter than this? What were you doing when God was giving out common sense, getting extra book knowledge? I just can't deal right now.
MEM: well now I feel bad. I should text her huh?
Me: You should've been texted her. Your dumb. 
MEM: This is a great way to start my day. Now your mad. 
Me: I'm not mad, I'm just over you at this point.
MEM: Lunch?
Me: No
MEM: Please?
Me: No. Text her good morning and that you were thinking about her. Schedule another dinner and have two aspirins for me next time. 

* exits the elevator* 
Labels:

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Who's Cooking Nah?

Who started this cooking for your man is something that only wives do and not girlfriends? Do ya'll smoke crack? I'm convenience you early-mid 20 somethings smoke crack. I've seen a meme rolling around social media where the man says he wants to see his girl like this (she's cooking in underwear ... which leads to a whole 'notha story. Like I hope she not frying NATHAN!! Because baby bout to get burnt up trying to be cute.) and the girl replies "this is wife level package, you can upgrade your girlfriend package by buying a ring. He couldn't be me. STARVE THEN BIH! Listen .... follow me umkay? 1. NONE OF YA'LL (me included) makes enough money to eat at a restaurant everyday where the food is that damn bomb! Like you gone be eating Applebee's happy hour on the 4th day! AAANNDDDD ain't NOBODY trying to take yo bap ass out to eat EVERYDAY. Hoe I got bills to pay! Say it with me now ... I'mmmm oooonnnn aaaaaaa bbbuuuddddggggeeettt!!! ...
Post a Comment
See What The Crazy Is About ..

I'm a ME kind of Mommy

I am a me type of Mommy. I pumped, breastfeed and formula feed my child. I pumped enough to store for future and my husband would feed him formula bottles when I was tapped out sleep. I am a vaccine mom. I say a little prayer before my son gets his shots each time and I watch him like a hawk afterwards. TO ME it is worth it. I am a cry it out mom. Yeah it sucks sometimes but it's worked out in MY favor. He gives me a smooth hour playing in his play pen with no interruptions to do whatever it is I need to do around the house.  I am a cosleep and baby bed mom. Sometimes I just don't feel like getting out of my bed for night feedings so he sleeps in bed with us. Other nights I need some "adult time" and I kick his little ass out. LOL. I am a "his first pair of real shoes are white hard bottoms". I am a when the doctor says he can start eating food he ate everything! Fruits and veggies first and later meats.  I am a google mom. I will google the shit out ...
Post a Comment
See What The Crazy Is About ..

Check On Your Friends

So I had this whole blog written out in the shower about 30 minutes ago. For some strange reason I have been staring at this screen for 10 minutes with nothing to type. First let's talk about me, then we'll talk about you. Many of you do not follow me on social media but I am currently 37 weeks pregnant, still married, with a 20 month old. This second baby was NOT planned and honestly threw me into a world wind of emotions from day one when I found out. You can really prepare everything you need/want for your baby but still not be mentally ready. I, for one, am just now starting to get there. For the past few months I have been struggling with depression. I mean it was really bad. I didn't talk about it with anyone because honestly I did not want to hear any of the following : 1. You need to just go to church and pray about it. - FYI mental health is not something your pastor can scripture away. 2. You aren't the first person to have two babies back to back. - I ...
Post a Comment
See What The Crazy Is About ..