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Sandra from WalMart, Quit Girl

Dear Sandra from Wal-Mart,

Today would have been the day that I would've realized a few things.

1.My pants have not touched my shoes in a while, because you are flooding for life girl ..
2. This headband I have on doesn't match SHIT I'm wearing and
3. WalMart does NOT pay me enough to resist whooping this lady ass on site right now.

Sandra girl .. I don't know how you just let this lady in the self check out curse you out like this and you just walked away. Listen here .. Wal-Mart does not pay ANYBODY enough to not knock this lady up side her head. See this would've been the time I would've been behind the register like " ma'am, I'm not about to be to many more bitches before I been knocked yo ass into another line ya'hear?" But again, that's just me. Futhermore you gone let the lady checking out with the food-stamp card, bring out a wad of cash and tell You .. Yes You Sandra girl .. that she can make it rain on ya ass. I mean really? The jokes really just set themselves up. So since you couldn't like fake ass Jenny from the block know .. I am gifting you my services for free :)

Dear Fake Jenny Igotonafullsweatsuitlikeiworkatthechickenhouse Lopez,

First off, give your mother back her jumpsuit, take that fake ass MK purse off your shoulder and stop insulting this lady. She is only trying to do her job by making sure you rung up everything. What I am not understanding is if you paid for everything just give her the receipt and let her check it. Clearly I don't think you did ring up everything b/c loss prevention is going over the video tape. Now since you have brought out either your drug money/do hair out your kitchen with no licence money/my child support I don't support my kids with/rent money stating how you can make it THUNDERSTORM in here, if something was not rung up just say.. " my bad here is the cash ". OOOHHHH but instead you want to flash your food-stamp card and tell SANDRA that you have enough money to pay for everything. " It's fully loaded" . But ma'am, you have beer in there and you cannot buy beer with stamps .. Or that dog food ma'am! Shit's just not adding. I do suggest you stop calling Sandra all these bitches and screaming her name out b/c she might realize that she can knock yo ass out and go work at the waffle house waiting tables for a little bit more than what WalMart is paying her.

Until The Next Weed Man Re Up Time Jenny ...

Tube socks still aren't in ,, Even in Jays :)

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