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Stalking MEM ..... @ The Local Wal-Greens

I am CONVINCED you live close by me. Why do you keep popping up at MY STORES. I feel like a peeping Tom because you can't see me but I am staring directly at you. Are those pampers I see in that bag? Where the hell have you been? I need an update on this baby situation. And WHO IS THIS WOMAN YOU ARE HOLDING HANDS WITH!!!!  Ok, calm down Shanice, this is not your real patient. I have seen this woman somewhere before, but where? ...................................................... O ...................................M ................................ G .......................... It's the mothers friends daughter!!! Why are you holding hands with the MFD? Ugh! She stood you up and here you are buying pampers for a child that you have a 33% chance is yours and looking at Redbox movies. I better NOT see your ass on that elevator tomorrow because I am going to GRILL YOU! Now don't get me wrong, I did like MFD until she stood you up and that's just tacky. From the looks of what you guys are wearing .... someone got laid and I ain't talking Hawaii. Oh the next meeting we have is going to be ssssoooooooo interesting ..... 

 xoxoxo

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