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Dear MEM, Your a baby daddy?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW!! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR EVERLASTING MIND!!!!!!!! Ok, let me calm down because my pressure is RISING! You have GOT to be the dumbest, smartest, stupiest man I have EVER MET!! So your ex girlfriend, the slut that started this whole relationship, is pregnant. She doesn't know who it is, and your not 100% sure its not yours. I COULD SHIT NAILS RIGHT NOW!! She told you that she is 8 months, ok ok so lets see .... You'll broke up in June? DAMN DAMN DAMN!!! You might be that babies pappy! But don't get your hopes up because she clearly told you that it could be 2 other peoples. Which has me thinking, is it really the horse back riding that makes it burn? That's just nasty and she just ........... I can't find the words. BUT WHAT YOUR NOT GOING TO DO is start buying baby shit and might not even have a damn baby. I see it in your face. The answer is NO. You need to weight until she has the baby, they will do a DNA test there and then go by Baby's R US up. Until then, no one other than your parents need to know about this. I really wanna smack you. HARD! But I won't, although it would be good to me. Help me bring my pressure back down. On one hand, you have baby fever so I mean your kind of ready, a little bit. On the other hand, this girl is going to suck you dry in child support payments. All because you didn't put a cap on. Don't get all pissy with me! I didn't knock up my slore ( slut+whore = slore) of a ex girlfriend. I'm simply telling you like it is. DO NOT, if this baby is yours, guilt trip yourself back into a relationship with her. That's what she wants, but thats not good for the kid. In the end you'll end up divorcing when the kid can just grow up with both parents, separated at the beginning. Did you just ... did you just say .... DID YOU JUST SAY YOUR GOING TO THE ULTRASOUND TO A POSSIBLE OTHER PERSONS KID!!!! I need a cigarette. Like I don't smoke but your stupid, and I need one. Your setting yourself up to be hurt. Overjoyed is not even the word to describe you but remember that she TOLD YOU it could be TWO OTHER MEN!!!! Your looking at a 33.3% chance here. You know what, I don't care what you do! Go to Ikea and make is rain but don't come crying to me when guy #2 is smoking the cigar. 

 xoxoxo
i think i'm going to need counselling 

 Juice for today : Fruits with spinach, kale, cucumbers,green apple,carrots,& celery. Its ok! 

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