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Dear Pity Party For 1

Dear Pity Party For 1,

Please build a bridge and get over it. Everyone goes through things, we all have failed at something, that doesn't mean get on social media and cry EVERY TREE HUMPING DAY! I met with the social media owners and we have decided if you can't calm it down some on the " oh life is so hard, where is the rope?" we are going to disable your account! FOREVER! So here is my advice for some of your most common issues I've seen :

1. If your babies father isn't shit ........ provide the best you can. Tell us will not change the fact. We will not be signing up to do daddy shifts with your child.

2. If you hate your job ....... GET ANOTHER ONE! That's really common sense.

3. If someone said something about you that was false .... either tell them about it, or let it go. I don't want to see anymore side jab status on FB when you live 5 miles from this person and you'll go to the same church on Sundays. 0.o 

4. If your world is nothing but gray skies ..... remember they don't last forever!

5. If after paying all your bills you are broke and want to do something .... redbox has always been a dollar. IJS. 

Those are just a few ....... I don't have time to go into all of the others .....

xoxoxoxoxo
girl scrolling down her TL wondering "why" 

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