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STAY YO ASS AT THE LIGHT!

Listen here lady,

We cut through this shopping center to BEAT traffic. If you are just going to keep easing out but NOT going then you should've stayed your ass in that line.

I don't understand why you rush to get across the shopping center just to sit at the stop sign and WAIT UNTIL THE FUCKIN LIGHT CHANGES!!!! If I was in an old candy, raper mans van; I would ram the shit out of your little ass BMW. See us, the car behind me and I, would have like to go about 5 cars ago. You know those cars that were in your lane that got over so that you could pull out .... umhm those cars ... but we can't because we have Scary DoLittle in front of us TEXTING so we can't go. I hope your boyfriend breaks up with yo ass ... I hope you go home and your lights are off by mistake and the electric company is closed so you have to sit in the dark, hot, musty ass room thanks to Atlanta Weather. I hate you .. I really do. We went through 2 light cycles before you moved. I saw the car in front of me and one I passed a while back BOTH go before I even got to. Do you know what it feels like to be holding pee for a 20 minute drive, that is extended because you have to go by the store to get cash to pay the lawn man. IT'S A FUCKING LOT!!!

{ insert middle finger }

Angry Black Lady in White Challenger

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