Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Dear Crazy lady,  Because girl you look a dang fool! So clearly you don't like to touch anything outside your car, plus your car. SMH. So you proceed to get out of your car, and pay at the pump. You slide the card in the machine, and uses the card as your fingers to hit the keys. You then put the card BACK in your wallet. I mean ..... so technically the germs are in your wallet now. Then you walk around trying to find paper towels to pump your gas with. You take the nozzle off with the napkin, grab the pump, start pumping THENNNNNN you close your hands over the "germ" napkins. Am I the only person that noticed you are now touching the part of the napkin you were using to protect yourself? Your weird, and you look crazy as hell. Just stop! Why not get some GermX and keep it pushing? OR go in the dang store and wash your hands ding bat!  Meanwhile you find it ok to dig in your ass to get those draws out ... but that ain't none of my business  xoxo Girl People Wat...

Dear Shanice, I am a 22 year old woman, dating a 26 year old man. We have been dating for about 8 months and I can honestly say I am in love. Since school is out he took his kids on a mini summer vacation. He told me he wanted me to meet his kids. Now I knew he had kids but I didn't know how many. I never asked about them because honestly that's not my business. To make a long story short, he picked me up in a SUV and there were 5 kids inside. I died inside. 5 KIDS!!! I couldn't believe it. He was just smiling like this was normal. The weekend was very eventful, loud,messy,but entertaining to say the least. When I got home, I flipped out. I don't mind dating a man with kids, but 5 kids is a bit much for me. Do you think I'm wrong for wanting to leave him because of his children? PS I loved Take That Bitch To Trial Letter Thanks, Lisa Dear Lisa, RRUUUNNNN BBBBIIIIHHHHH!!!

Are the kind words that were whispered in the club on Saturday. Hey Ya'll!!! Miss me? If you haven't noticed Mondays are now "D's" post days. But he pissed me off, then I pissed him off; so now we are having a time out. I'll tell you all about it on Vlog Thursday! My nerves to damn bad right now, and since I am living the healthy life {insert side eye} I don't have any juice to go with my 1800 coconut so whatever. 1.This is my last week in my apartment and I'm still homeless like shit. I'm going to do a Vlog about trying to rent while black. SMH. Listen, this shat is so fn difficult. I'm over it. Like OVER IT!!!! 2.I'm not ready for Summer. I'm not talking about my weight, I'm talking about this HEAT!! OMGOSH you'll it was 97 degree's yesterday and I had a NASTY attitude. I can't deal with heat. I know, I know, Shanice, you live in the south. Yes, you are correct but girl ... show me someone that likes above 90 ...

1. Yhu and belve are not words. 2. Leave your std results in your purse, not my timeline, 3. E Gangsters are not hot anymore. 4. Can you praise God on any other day then Sunday on my timeline? 5. Your an adult. I'm not praising you for paying bills.

I love when people send me random rants! Check out with my lovely cousin has to say! Can't wait until she drops!!! Ok. I know you save your blog stuff for your email but I woke up from a nap and I wanted  to have a prego rant (wrong  place wrong time). Over the past week everytime that I come in contact with a pastor they bring up the subject of weed. Usually its after they find out that I am a legal drug dealer. Over the past few years I have notice that an on going trend has been taking prescription medication for fun. When I started attending a predominantly white University I ran into a lot of people that would take prescription medication to stay awake for test. It was so normal to them. A little over a year ago I noticed that many people that I know were taking roxys. The term Roxy sounded really cool to me until I googled what they really were. I watched a girl that I was close to go from swallowing Roxys to sniffing them. Im so glad that I hate even taking ta...

So this week, I have one of my best friends Aneesah. I met her in 9th grade, when she told me my love liked me. I thought she was crazy, and I was right, but she is sweet as pie. LOL That's so country. She is very to the point. There is no second guessing what she is saying because trust me, you'll understand the first time she says it. I love her tons, and can't wait for you guys to read her advice. This readers letter is a little long but I PROMISE you'll be like WTFACK when you finish. Check out her advice below :

Dear D, You make my balls hurt and I don't even have any. Every time I get an email from you, I have to take a deep breath, take about 20 steps, come back to my computer and go from there. Here's my little advice for you, or whatever. Lamount : It's a setup. Let it go. Stop being around him. Clearly he is a REAL down-low man, and you already know how I feel about them. I can applaud you on not being like him in that way, but that's about all I can give you a round of applause on. And how could you let him almost ... I mean you just finished peeing .. ok I can't .. my stomach is starting to hurt. Nasty ass .... Mellow Yellow : He is going to push you out of this corner, because I'm not sure if it's a closet, one way or another. I'm not sure where you took the wrong turn with him, but he is UPSET. Only thing worst than an upset queen, is a person with all their groceries in their cart and their EBT card has $0. Gotta take all that shat back. That...