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Randomness Part 5

I'm tired .... I know I know I haven't posted about MEM or D and I hear you all loud and clear. I am just not here for blogging right now. Probably because I have to piece together the emails to get an entire post from D but whatever .. Here is my randomness for today .. * HI Tonya ! *

1. This weather in Atlanta has been my emotions lately. I'm happy on the weekends and its 70 degrees out and its cold as SHAT during the week ... and I've been moody. I have decided to start doing the sunshine dance on Monday's and see if that works or whateva .... So if your in Atlanta and you see a professionally dressed black lady looking like she is harlem shaking .. just keep on driving .... I'm just calling the sun ... 

2. Can you'll stop beating your kids in public and recording it? Like GAH DAMN you are signing yourself over to the police. Half of it IS CHILD ABUSE! You MF are crazy! I saw a father dragging his daughter by her hair .... nah shawty I'm moving out! So you gone beat my ass, pull my hair out , AND record this? Nah shawty I AM MOVING!! Granny just gone curse me out and send me to my room. I have never been beat when my mother has been FULLY PISSED at me because I would be dead, and thats that. So yeah, sit you'll ignant asses down and punish your kids behind close doors. Yes I know the back story and it is still child abuse. POINT.BLANK.PERIOD. And you'll know I'm here for whoopings but that right therrrrr..... #thisis911howcanihelpyou #yesthismanistryingtokillme

3. IF I SEE ONE MORE PUSSY POPPIN ASS LITTLE GIRL, "DOING IT FOR THE VINE" ... I'm calling social service on you'll! That is NOT cute. I don't know if I should throw some ones, or a damn alphabet book at they ass. Let your child be a child, before your ass is a Granny at 28. Pedophiles are REAL! You got your baby dropping down get her damn eagle on but can't spell her damn name .. You people KILL ME! 

4. Dear "You TYPE " of Christians. STFU!! I am TIRED of seeing you'll judging everything everybody do, but your ass sitting over there bootleggin, sleeping around with somebody else partner, lying everyday, and got kids unwed. Hey girl listen here ... we all make mistakes, we all do things differently, we all fall short .. so unless you want me to pull your sheet off ... shut up!! You are suppose to call people to Christ, but you are making people not want to deal with people like you. Chile.... 

5. I love all people. I will continue to post about D because he is contacting me, and I WANT TO. If you do not like Gay/Bisexual people ... GET THE HELL OFF MY DAMN PAGE! I don't ask anyone to read this blog, and honestly it's just something I do. This blog don't pay ANY of my bills, so get off my damn nut sack! I have several gay friends and I love them the same as I do my straight friends. They are no different. So again, if these man on man post are grossing you are .... * checks my email blast list * yup I don't see you on here.....

Yup this was VERY off the dome .... so stay real, its almost summer time so get your fat ass in the gym, remember summer flings are just summer flings, wrap it up, and keep putting your business on FB so I can read it :) 

xoxoxoxo
Sitting in Beyonces Bath Water ... 

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