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I'm OVER this Monday!

I really wish I could go back home and get in the bed, to start this day over again. Its Monday, which I don't really dread Monday's but when I got to work SHAT HIT THE FAN!

I work in transportation, so the last day of the month is like having a 4 year old at your desk all day crying asking why this can't deliver or pick up today. I was PREPARED! I have been having cereal for breakfast every morning. I get my bowl and I'm ready to start my day. UUUUNNNTTTIIIILLLLLL I get to the fridge and my HALF GALLON JUG OF MILK is GONE! WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ....

For everyone at my job reading this .. you may want to skip this part ... umkay
Now we have someone at my job clean out the fridge every friday. I get that, BUT why would you pour out a ENTIRE thing of milk. That shit is NOT cheap. I find it quite weird that you took/pour out/sold to slavery/feed the children in those commercial my milk, BUT you left my creamer. HHHHHHHEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO ITS THE SAME GAH-DANG THANG!!!! So thanks for selling my milk into the milk trade, I want my damn money for that, because milk isn't cheap.

Listen, don't get on my damn nerves today about D and MEM post. I HAVE THEM!!! I love you guys but shit,you will harass a mf until she has no choice. 

I'm anal today. Like for real. There is so much I want to say, but I'm not. I don't need my reads dropping... ummkay! 

OOOHHHHHH AND ANOTHER GAH DANG THANG!! Let me tell you people that like to blow your horns at people, without know what is going on. I driver a Blue Dodge Durango, with a Hemi. I'm 5'3 and my photo is on here somewhere. IF YOU EVER SEE ME AND I'M STOPPED .... and you want to keep your life ... DON'T BLOW YOU DAMN HORN AT ME! I will get out of my car and address the matter with you personally. This lady at my apartment complex did that to me, then had the NERVE to call me a BITCH. We shall go no further because, if you haven't figured out by now, I don't take no crap! Mine you, there was a moving van and two men standing by the keypad. I guess she wanted me to run them over, then go to jail, have to get a girlfriend for protection, then get pregnant by a guard, get more time because he said I raped him, give my momma my baby to raise, which makes her have to work until she's 75 ,and get out of jail at 55 years old! No ma'am .... not today.

xoxoxox
I know I f'd up ..... but you still love me :) 

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