Skip to main content

Dear Demetrius .... CCHHHIIILLLLEEEE

Dear Demetrius, 

 Thanks for emailing me, although I feel like I'm more of an outlet for you to express yourself, I will help as much as I can. Now let me just let yo ass know one damn thing, if ANY of my advice backfires, I don't have NO MONIES so don't be trying to sue me. You ass will get some old ass duck sauce and ketchup packets in my draw at home. Oh and some Taco Bell sauce packets too, although I wouldn't trust those. 

 Any who back to your letters chile, hunny that was A LOT! I applaud you for having the courage to even write me. Although you don't know me, I am honored to be the one you picked to talk to. NAH ON TO THE REAL STUFF .... 

 1. You need to figure out what you want. This guy has flipped your world upside down. I think you just need to come to terms that you are gay. Now again, I'm not gay, so I hope this isn't harsh, and I know it's not as easy and I am putting it. Own it! Yes you are a black man, and your bisexual. OWN IT!

 2. At some point you need to have a talk with your girlfriend. I suggest soon. I think this girl is your beard.Now I say that because you state you are "very happy", but not one time did you say you loved her. Everything is about how much she loves you, but what about your feelings? I'm "very happy" with my job,but I don't got no love for this hoe. 

 3. My last thing I want to address in this email is exactly what they guy asked you. Are You Gay, & not bisexual? Don't go back and forth with yourself about what you "thought" you wanted in life. Right now you need to figure out are you gay? Don't worry about marriage and kids because that can still happen with a guy. I will NOT allow you to be a DL man because you are looking to please others. Before you text this guy or talk to your girlfriend you need to just have some time to yourself. I don't know how long it takes for someone to realize if they are gay or not, but I need you to take ALLLLLL THAT TIME!

 Now listen here, don't be all up in my damn emails making me emotional! We will get through this, if I have to come down to that college of yours and see you my damn self. And ANOTHER THING you BETTER NOT get a Jack'd or Grindr! POW! Bet you didn't think I knew about those did ya? Let me find out you tricking off in these app streets ...

 xoxoxoxo
applying for Phoenix University 
Labels:

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Check On Your Friends

So I had this whole blog written out in the shower about 30 minutes ago. For some strange reason I have been staring at this screen for 10 minutes with nothing to type. First let's talk about me, then we'll talk about you. Many of you do not follow me on social media but I am currently 37 weeks pregnant, still married, with a 20 month old. This second baby was NOT planned and honestly threw me into a world wind of emotions from day one when I found out. You can really prepare everything you need/want for your baby but still not be mentally ready. I, for one, am just now starting to get there. For the past few months I have been struggling with depression. I mean it was really bad. I didn't talk about it with anyone because honestly I did not want to hear any of the following : 1. You need to just go to church and pray about it. - FYI mental health is not something your pastor can scripture away. 2. You aren't the first person to have two babies back to back. - I
Post a Comment
See What The Crazy Is About ..

If It Were You, Would You Be Proud

I don't really know how to start this post, but ya'll rock with me so just let me have a moment. I love to blog but I am having time management issues with everything going on in my life. It doesn't make me money so it kind of goes on the back burner even though I love to do it. My small home town had a double homicide yesterday. I'm not listing names or locations because I respect the privacy of everyone in that situation. With a sad heart, my mind began to race with thoughts of "if this happened to me, have I lived the life I wanted?" Because it can happened to any of us. I live in Stone Mountain, GA and although my block is very quiet, little to no children on the block, just a few weeks ago my husband and I came home to a road full with police, fire department trucks, ambulance vans and cars everywhere. We still don't know what happened down there. I work for myself. My husband and I started a few businesses together and each of them has there se
Post a Comment
See What The Crazy Is About ..

Who's Cooking Nah?

Who started this cooking for your man is something that only wives do and not girlfriends? Do ya'll smoke crack? I'm convenience you early-mid 20 somethings smoke crack. I've seen a meme rolling around social media where the man says he wants to see his girl like this (she's cooking in underwear ... which leads to a whole 'notha story. Like I hope she not frying NATHAN!! Because baby bout to get burnt up trying to be cute.) and the girl replies "this is wife level package, you can upgrade your girlfriend package by buying a ring. He couldn't be me. STARVE THEN BIH! Listen .... follow me umkay? 1. NONE OF YA'LL (me included) makes enough money to eat at a restaurant everyday where the food is that damn bomb! Like you gone be eating Applebee's happy hour on the 4th day! AAANNDDDD ain't NOBODY trying to take yo bap ass out to eat EVERYDAY. Hoe I got bills to pay! Say it with me now ... I'mmmm oooonnnn aaaaaaa bbbuuuddddggggeeettt!!!
Post a Comment
See What The Crazy Is About ..