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Just One Of Those Days

I SWEAR today is piss Shanice off day. I have nothing to post about, but decided to just say hello to you all. I wonder who will say hello back? I find it funny how I get over 50 reads a day, but hardly anyone speaks. Well aren't you all a bunch of rude little shits. No, I didn't mean that. Well technically I did BUT I still love you. Please come back!!! Why is it that people don't read emails all the way through before they forward it on? Like HELL-FN-O ... this is not for me. If you would READ you would know, this is for YOU! SHIT!! I can't decide what I want for lunch. I'm hungry but not hungry. You catch my drift? I really just want some turtle icecream with oreos. OH-MY-GAWD!!! I would KILL for that right now. My job has the damn golf tournment playing and it's pissing me off. I don't know why, but every time I look up from my desk and see it ... RRREEEEDDDD comes over me. This man with this pony tail, and weird ass dance/stretch he does, it creeping me out.For every gay man that thinks he wants to be a female, I wish I could pass this PMS off to him.Bet he would change his mind real quick, and just stick to liking boys. I hope that didn't offend anybody .... This post is very ADD.SMH. I'm so sick of people on FB on Thursday's saying " OMGAH I'm so tired of the Scandal shit." Hey, I have a secret that I don't think anyone has shared with you .... ITS YOUR DAMN FACEBOOK!!! Delete the MF's off your TL. BOOM! That'll be $100. You can break those down into one large payment of $100. See you'll won't get me like you'll do those other people with them payment plans, then don't pay they ass. I really want to email this one lady and say " Do you think I'm playing with yo ass!!! I said we are not doing this!! " but that's very umprofessional. LOL. I seriously love my job, no I'm not telling you where I work, but I can't wait to run up outta here at 430. Have you'll got your Easter dresses yet? OH I used to be FLY on Easter. It's a big fashion show for the chirren and the daddies. This 'pose to be about JESUS!! Thou cometh to thee Lords houseth to show offth thy childs fluffy Easter dress and drug dealing boyfriendth gators. God is NOT pleased. Ok I'm done, Sam is taking me to lunch soon. 

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