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Dear Weight, Fuck You!


Yesterday I had my hunny take a photo of me and I had a break down. I instantly went from workout clothes on to in the bed crying. Yes I CRIED!! I have been working out since JAN!!! I pictured myself being way further than this. I know we see ourselves differently than other people see me, but when I looked at that picture I saw Winnie The Pooh. Right now I do NOT want to hear your " oh it gets better " CRAP! I want to go to the store and eat all the shit I haven't eaten because I have been trying to lost weight. It's so hard to be a black woman in this day and age because everyone wants you to look a certain way. I know that I will NEVER look that way, and I am fine with that. The bottom part of my body is damn near all muscle, its the top that does all that moving. What the hell I'm not fine with is this JUICY ASS FACE! So lets run down some shit I'm tired of hearing and seeing ... yes this will have LOTS of cussing ...

 1. I'm tired of women's first insult to someone is "with your fat ass". STFU! Now no one has EVER said that to my face, because I will walk the dog with yo ass umkay. BUT that is rude as hell. You, more than likely. don't know if they are trying to lose weight or not .Saying that more than likely just push them further into whatever demons they are dealing with. So if you are into it with someone and all you can say about them is with yo fat ass, clearly they are doing way better than you, with cho simple ass.

 2. If you were fat and you started popping pills or lacing your weed and lost weight, STFU! You cannot tell someone else about weight loss, or comment on someone else's weight. BITCH YOU ARE A DRUG ADDICTED! Point.Blank.Period! You didn't lose weight on purpose, with your usedtabebig ass! I would rather be fat then look like you cracked out ass. 

 3. For all of you that don't like fat people and always has something to say about them, Guess what? No one likes to be over weight. You do not have to comment every time you see someone over weight. Trust me they know. They wake up everyday and have to listen to people like you comment on their size. Shit gets depressing after a while. I've been working out for damn near 4 months, and I wish you WOULD say I need to workout. 

 4. If you were big and lost weight : hats off to you. Leave everyone else alone. If you are not motivating someone, shut up. And let me see you talking about someone else's weight, there will be an issue. Bitch you are 2 packs of late night Oreo cookies eating, away from coming back to the dark side. So spare us .. PAH-LEASE! 

 5. If you have had a baby and you still have baby weight, that is ok. Everyone doesn't "snap back". Don't let other people make you feel bad for having that extra weight. GAH DAMN your baby only 6 months old, between cat naps, feedings and going to work when do you people want these parents to lose weight? Now if you are just sitting at home eating, then yo big ass need to do better. 

 I said all this to say, this shit is SKRESSFUL MY G! I know I'm not that big, but still I have gained weight that I would like to evict. If you have a family member that has gained weight, don't let the first thing you say to them is DAMN BIH YOU BIG AS HELL. I have had family members do that to me and let's just say, it took everything in my not to punch then in their face. Like thanks, I didn't notice when I went up two pants sizes, that I gained weight. Just don't say shit to them. If you are trying to lose weight, join the team. It's hard, you'll cry, you'll laugh, you'll want to pass out mid run, but you'll make it. I know this is a whinny post today but you'll can kiss my 48 inch ass; this my blog. 

 xoxox
Pushin On 
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