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Guess What's for Dinner? Me! - Demetrius

I'm tired. I am really tired of these guys trying me. 

I went over to ol' girls house for dinner. I get there and she says her neighbor invited us for dinner. At this point, I'm already over here and hungry so I just decided to go. We go downstairs to Lamount's and I already know this is not about to go well. We sit down waiting for the "final touches" to be added to the food and I ask where his girl is ...... He replies " she was called in to work, so it's just us" . I'm ready to go Shanice. Like I am standing up like oh well we don't want to put you in a bind, we can go get something. This retarded ass girl says no, lets stay, he already cooked. If I could've dropped her ass right there on that floor, I would've. No I don't beat women but SHIT! Dinner starts and small talk happens, this slick ass man says : 

Lamount : So did D tell you we knew each other?
ME : 0_0
Her : Oh no, he didn't. How do you guys know each other?
ME : Oh just a few run ins my freshman year. 
Lamount : No, that's wrong D. We were really good friends during Freshman year. As close as guys can get.
Me : x_x 
Her : So you guys were like best friends. Awww, D why didn't you tell me?
Me : I mean its nothing to tell. We just grew apart. I haven't seen him since the end of Freshman year.
Her : Well you guys should reconnect. I mean he does live down the hall from me.
Lamount : Yes, we should reconnect. ( with that lopsided ass smile ) Your friendship meant a lot. Thats why I called you to this dinner. 
Me : You could've just called me if you wanted to talk.
Lamount : Well I wanted everyone to formally met. We will be seeing a lot of each other. 


The rest of the diner I just stared at my plate and those two talked. I can't believe he just tried to play me. He asked to see me in the kitchen before he left, talking about no hard feelings. I told him to go fuck himself and leave me the hell alone. Why would you even do that? This is my problem with gay/bi men, why do you have to be so messy. You have a girlfriend, I have a chick I'm messing with, whats the point in trying to corner me? AFTER YOU TOLD ME NOT TO SAY ANYTHING TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!! He tried to hug me on the way out, I moved out of the way so quick I scared myself. She is still talking about this damn dinner and my ex is texting me. So do I smash them both, or just the one tonight? 

- D

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