Dear MEM,
Please stop following me around this store. Stop asking me how I feel about you and your "fiance" miscarrying. I don't care. Honestly. I don't care. But, since you refuse to leave me alone; take this little piece of advice, and 'let me 'lone! I guess it would be crazy for me to ask why you are having unprotected sex with an almost stranger? Meh. That's your baby bottle pop, so I guess that's a dumb question. How do I feel about this "miscarry"? I think it's GREAT! I keep telling you over and over again that you do not need a child. You think because you have the financial means to take care of a baby,equals you can have one. NO NO NO! I mean yes, technically you can have one but ummmrraaoohhhhh, your not to damn stable. Your mind is always all over the place and your "fiance", well we don't know where her mind is, hell I don't even remember the girls last name. When you have a child, you cannot pencil them in for when you have time. No ma'am, you are on their schedule. Its not just about having money, you have to give time, you have to learn patience, you have to cry because they are hurt and you don't know why, you have to change shit diapers with eye boogers and HOPE you got it all before crashing back to sleep with them, you have to manage this new love and learn that your friend that you want to kill for holding your baby too tight, really isn't holding your baby to tight, YOU HAVE TO BE THERE! You may dear, are not ready for that. So lets conclude this so I can check out with my chili umkay :
1. Have a baby if you would like. I would like to think that God never puts more on us than we can bear, so that's why your baby mama, isn't your baby mama.
2. Stop telling me everything. No, like for real .. there is some shit I just don't care to know. Which is actually all of your life, but even when I curse you out, you still come back. SMH.
3. How about you get to know you soon-to-be wife first because I don't know any bride that wants to be pregnant, have a baby, then lose all that baby weight before they get married. That's just a lot. Planning a wedding with a baby hanging off your boob .... Sweet Gawd NO!
4. Have you had any quiet me time lately. Try it out before you bring your ass over here bothering me!
5. Get a tan. Your scary pale and it's freaking me out. You look like Wednesday's brother.
6. If you are serious about getting married, stop making flirty eyes to the ladies in this store. You are officially off the market. Yeah bet that scared you.
xoxoxo
looking for a new Publix to shop at
Please stop following me around this store. Stop asking me how I feel about you and your "fiance" miscarrying. I don't care. Honestly. I don't care. But, since you refuse to leave me alone; take this little piece of advice, and 'let me 'lone! I guess it would be crazy for me to ask why you are having unprotected sex with an almost stranger? Meh. That's your baby bottle pop, so I guess that's a dumb question. How do I feel about this "miscarry"? I think it's GREAT! I keep telling you over and over again that you do not need a child. You think because you have the financial means to take care of a baby,equals you can have one. NO NO NO! I mean yes, technically you can have one but ummmrraaoohhhhh, your not to damn stable. Your mind is always all over the place and your "fiance", well we don't know where her mind is, hell I don't even remember the girls last name. When you have a child, you cannot pencil them in for when you have time. No ma'am, you are on their schedule. Its not just about having money, you have to give time, you have to learn patience, you have to cry because they are hurt and you don't know why, you have to change shit diapers with eye boogers and HOPE you got it all before crashing back to sleep with them, you have to manage this new love and learn that your friend that you want to kill for holding your baby too tight, really isn't holding your baby to tight, YOU HAVE TO BE THERE! You may dear, are not ready for that. So lets conclude this so I can check out with my chili umkay :
1. Have a baby if you would like. I would like to think that God never puts more on us than we can bear, so that's why your baby mama, isn't your baby mama.
2. Stop telling me everything. No, like for real .. there is some shit I just don't care to know. Which is actually all of your life, but even when I curse you out, you still come back. SMH.
3. How about you get to know you soon-to-be wife first because I don't know any bride that wants to be pregnant, have a baby, then lose all that baby weight before they get married. That's just a lot. Planning a wedding with a baby hanging off your boob .... Sweet Gawd NO!
4. Have you had any quiet me time lately. Try it out before you bring your ass over here bothering me!
5. Get a tan. Your scary pale and it's freaking me out. You look like Wednesday's brother.
6. If you are serious about getting married, stop making flirty eyes to the ladies in this store. You are officially off the market. Yeah bet that scared you.
xoxoxo
looking for a new Publix to shop at
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