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Dear MEM, So it burn's on the inside?

Dear MEM, 
I can't stop laughing. No I mean I am trying but the tears won't stop falling, and now I can't breathe. OK Ok I'm sorry, but I still don't understand how this happened. You were to cool to wear protection and look what happened to you! So let me get this right, the girl you met at Publix took you Horseback riding, and now your going to the hospital because the inside of your legs are raw. BBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Listen, listen, listen, why on earth would you go bare back on a horse? Are you crazy! Well that I know the answer to but I mean I don't feel bad for you at all. I can see you out there in your polo riding boots, tight Levi jeans, crying like a BIATCH because your private hurts. SMH. So now your going to the doctor because it hurts when your pants rub against you. BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! No, no, listen, if you could see your face right now you would laugh too! Oh so your mad at me for laughing but not mad at yourself for trying to be "cool"? Listen all you need to do is get some shea butter and rub it on there and in 2 days you'll be ok! Us girl on the bigger leg side deal with this some times in the summer. And yes, you should call the lady back! She didn't make you get on that horse bare, that was ALL YOU! I like her! No, she shouldn't baby you .... HHEEELLLOOO she doesn't know you! Hell I know you and I'm laughing in your face! I don't see how this happened and you guys were going at a slow pace. Spare me the details about where it hurts and burns...... I would like to enjoy the rest of my day. 

 xoxoxoxo

 watching you walk again has never been this great LOL



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