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Dear Northerns, SHUT UP!

Dear your lovely people from the north,

I come to you with the same love I have for this snow outside, NONE AT ALL! We "get" that this "little snow" is nothing to you, but its a big damn deal to us here. We do not have the equipment to clean these roads up like you guys do,because of the same reason your old ass Memaw has Winter Vacation homes down here. IT'S WARM OUTSIDE! Now I know your thinking, Shanice calm down we are just joking. Well just like them old ass Uggs you've had for 3 years; with all them spots on them, the shit gets old. Out of my 24, almost 25 years of living I've seen snow about ummmmmmmmmmm 10 times. Now only 4 out of those 10 times did it stick, and only 3 out of those 4 times was I stuck in the house.

 No, we do not have snow tires. FOOORRRR WWWHHHHHAATTTT!! When I go get new tires I'm not thinking, man it might snow during one these 45 degree winter days. No, I'm just not. Hell I don't even think the place I go to sale winter tires. I didn't even know what the hell winter tires were until someone at work told me about them. LIKE WHET? It already cost 2 arms and a little leg showing to pay for 1 full set of tires for my SVU but you saying you buy two? What corner do you work at night because .........

We know we don't know how to drive on Snow. When I went to take my test to get my license, there wasn't a section for that. No one told me how to cut my tires or lay off the break when you start sliding. Hell half of you'll take public transportation or WALK! So do you know how to drive on Snow? "How can you not drive on them little 2 inches of snow"? Because the shit it WET! Because it is ICING OVER AS I'M SITTING IN TRAFFIC! Because I just saw a three car pile up and they were going 10 mph!! Again I say, we do not have the equipment to put salt or whatever down to clean the roads. So Mister with the NYC car tag, lay off your damn horn! I'm not going over 10! * insert Middle Finger *

So just like when you'll come down here and don't wanna go outside because " uh I can't breathe in this heat " or " uh " how do you'll do it, its 99 degrees out here " , we can't cope in you'll conditions either.

Now on to the people that live in this city, STOP POINTING FINGERS!!! You'll act like you'll didn't know it was going to snow. You had a choice, regardless if your child's school/ or your workplace were open or not, to stay your ass at home. But just like every other working person in Atlanta, you went to work, and had the bus pick up your kid for school. Come on, you were not about to possibly miss a days pay for a few snowflakes. Everyone was let off work at the same time, and shit got REAL! The blame game is so overrated. Just hug your kids and enjoy this day off. There are some people who aren't with their children just yet, people who are sleeping in public places because they were stuck on the streets. So take those fingers off your keyboard and go clean or sum shit. Your getting really annoying.

xoxoxo

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