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Who Raised Ya'll - $4.33

I'm sick and shut in, so my blogger humor is short today. I also thought today was Sunday so yeah ... pray for me. The fiance fixed us dinner and any moment now I'll be in the bathroom ... I hope it's not the beginning of the flu ...

But that is not why we are here ... we are here because
 Lean in closely so I don't have to raise my voice umkay - my throat hurts really bad. WHO IN THE HELL DID THIS MATH! SPEAK UP! SPEAK THE HELL UP NAH!! Yes I know it says Philipe but I want to know before you "re-posted this " who actually did the math. Well let me tell you - at first glance I didn't do the math but I still knew this was wrong. I'm not sure what you did to get 4.33 million a piece but I would love for you to be my pizza delivery guy.

I said ok maybe someone will correct these people posting the photo. Everybody can't be this dumb .... But they didn't. They shared it and commented how "evil" the world is.

I know Beyonce I know ... I was shocked too! You don't know about algebra - but at least you have a proper accountant. These idiots ... I know the Chinese are calling each other like " Did you see the stupid ass Americans math problem they have going around? " I'm not sure if you guys don't know what the decimal means, or like why you can't just move it ... or transform it into a comma .... Yeah I'm not sure ... must be street math .. You know

Another lesson in " Everything Posted Ont The Internet Isn't Correct " 
Peace & Love 
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