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My Southern Mother Spanked , Do you?


Yes, I got spankings and I turned out fine. Yes I had marks when I got whipped with a switch, but I am also light skin so I bruise if I squeeze my arm to long. In the south, we spank! It's just something that is understood. I don't think it should be frowned upon, because some of ya'll should have been spanked!

I know people that spank their kids and I know people who do not. I don't look at them differently. Some kids you can calmly say, listen sit down because you are going to hurt yourselves. Others .... you just pop them on the butt because you've told them 30 times to sit down, you've caught 5 vases from hitting the floor and it's action time! "Did I tell you to stop running through this house before you hurt yourself? " A few pops on the butt and it's nap time!

Spanking worked for my house hold. I knew this is a no no and if I do it ... my ass is going to hurt. So let's avoid all that shall we? I'm going to just take my yellow butt outside and play where it's safe from things that can break if I run around! It seems like the new age parents are against spankings. I'm against child abuse, but not spankings. I have seen spankings do great things! Spanking will keep you on the straight and narrow because you want to avoid as many ass whooping's as you can. Up until the age where it's "I'm taking away all the shit you love to play with" spankings will be in effect at my residence.

I said all that to say, do whatever you want with your kids. If you spank them, spank em! If you are a time out mom, get that magical chair and do you! Either way you have to live with the outcome. I'm not saying kids that were spanked acted better than kids that were not, what I am saying is ... I have taken one trip to the Wal-Mart bathroom when I was young that changed my life that SOME of you non spanked parents should try! A child will NOT embarrass me in public. Remember Crackel Barrel Mom?

So question of the day : Do you spank or will you spank your kids? 
- I will spank my kids, but it will be after many warnings and at an age where I am sure they understand what I am telling them. Because once I know you fully understand what I told you to do, several times, I also know you are flat out being disrespectful and now it's time to TA-DA-ASS-UP! LOL! Calm down people, it was just a funny.
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