Randomness Part 8

It has been a MINUTE since I've done a randomness post. I have video's for later this week, so I thought why not throw in some random shizniyee today. (:

1. I got a new car and I SWEAR it's a thot magnet. If you don't know what a thot is, it stand for "that hoe over there". Now I use it when I'm describing an over aggressive whore. So back to the story, I have a white challenger and every time I ride pass aggressive whores they switch a little harder, flick their hair to the other side of their heads, and try to look into the car with their "dreamy" eyes. I really wanna give them the middle finger but I just give them the -_- instead.

2. Why do females get on social media and act a dang fool after a break up? Like, why were you still dating this person if you had that much shit to say about them? I don't get it. Did he instantly turn into a "ain't shit, ain't never gone be shit, ain't never had shit" man as soon as you'll broke up? Or are you secretly admitting to knowing that he wasn't shit, or every going to actually be shit, and still dating him? WHEW! Let's lift that self esteem up ladies!!

3. I'm so tired of seeing people so "I'm about to put my city on the map" in reference to blowing up doing something. If you are NOT planning on actually coming BACK to your city and BUILDING up the community chile shut up. You becoming famous is NOT putting your city on the map. No one give a rats ass where you are from. They just want to see you perform or what not. Yeah .. kinda over that. FOR SURE for my city. They need more jobs and community centers to help the youth reach for more. You over here talking out the side of your neck. AND NO a "camp" is not HELPING the community. Most of the time the people attending STILL have to pay to go. But that ain't none of my business.

4. MEN!!!! Stop begging for relationships on FB. GAHT DAMN GAHT DAMN GAHT DAMN .... Don't no woman wanna be with a crying ass man. "I'm just waiting on her to come to me. I'm gone treat her like the queen she is, rub her back, run her bath water, fix her dinner, everything a man 'pose to do" But kind sir if you were doing that, why you no got no woman? CAUSE YOUR NOT! F outta here with cho Justin Timberlake, cry me a river ass.

5. Can you'll PAH-LEASE stop posting/reposting these crazy videos/pictures on FB!!!!! I do NOT wanna see somebody die, fight, sex, vomit, shit, cut them selves, black people hanging, none of it. I will report your account as SPAM!! Then delete you. When do we grow up? Post something funny! I like to laugh throughout my day.

6. I'm still confused on if Spongebob is a guy or girl.

7. I'm convinced Dora has ADD. Why must we keep reminding her of the clues the backpack gave her? Like we told her at the beginning!!!

8. I saw somebody arguing on IG and this person say girl you don't even have 1000 followers who are you? SMH. This generation is so lost. Like really? My point isn't valid because I don't have enough "followers"? umkay girl ... I guess

xoxoxo

If It Were You, Would You Be Proud

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Who's Cooking Nah?

Who started this cooking for your man is something that only wives do and not girlfriends? Do ya'll smoke crack? I'm convenience you early-mid 20 somethings smoke crack. I've seen a meme rolling around social media where the man says he wants to see his girl like this (she's cooking in underwear ... which leads to a whole 'notha story. Like I hope she not frying NATHAN!! Because baby bout to get burnt up trying to be cute.) and the girl replies "this is wife level package, you can upgrade your girlfriend package by buying a ring. He couldn't be me. STARVE THEN BIH! Listen .... follow me umkay? 1. NONE OF YA'LL (me included) makes enough money to eat at a restaurant everyday where the food is that damn bomb! Like you gone be eating Applebee's happy hour on the 4th day! AAANNDDDD ain't NOBODY trying to take yo bap ass out to eat EVERYDAY. Hoe I got bills to pay! Say it with me now ... I'mmmm oooonnnn aaaaaaa bbbuuuddddggggeeettt!!!

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I'm a ME kind of Mommy

I am a me type of Mommy. I pumped, breastfeed and formula feed my child. I pumped enough to store for future and my husband would feed him formula bottles when I was tapped out sleep. I am a vaccine mom. I say a little prayer before my son gets his shots each time and I watch him like a hawk afterwards. TO ME it is worth it. I am a cry it out mom. Yeah it sucks sometimes but it's worked out in MY favor. He gives me a smooth hour playing in his play pen with no interruptions to do whatever it is I need to do around the house. I am a cosleep and baby bed mom. Sometimes I just don't feel like getting out of my bed for night feedings so he sleeps in bed with us. Other nights I need some "adult time" and I kick his little ass out. LOL. I am a "his first pair of real shoes are white hard bottoms". I am a when the doctor says he can start eating food he ate everything! Fruits and veggies first and later meats. I am a google mom. I will google the shit out

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Dear Mr. Elevator Man

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