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Dear White Guy In Black Car, No Thanks

Dear Mr. Guy ....

So, yes we have the same car, different colors; I can see this too. You Say : you should give me your number ...  I mean how do you explain me, a white guy in a black challenger ... and you, a bombshell black woman in a white challenger ...
seems to me this was meant to happen .... BUT ( can we just thank God for the BUT ... OOOOHHHHH SHABABABABAB HOOOHOHOBABABSSHEHEHESHEHSHENAH! ) 
I just wanted to apologize for hitting the gas on you before we get started. First off, it's 7 am and I'm trying to get to the DMV before work. I need to keep my eyes on this traffic to know who I can get in front of to make my trip a little faster, unkay! You my kind sir .... well how can I put this, shit you just ugly. LMAO!! I entertain some men, because they are light on the eyes, until I break it that I'm taken. I just can't with you. I want to reach out this car and connect the dots with those zits. AND ARE THOSE BRACES WITH COLOR RUBBER-BANDS? Nope. GO AWAY! I wanna pour my breakfast shake on your face to see if those zits burn off. YUCK! So again, leave me alone! I thought you were lost, that is the ONLY reason I rolled my window down.

xoxox
NOT YOUR BLACK TROPHY
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