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Dear Three Some Gone Wrong

Dear Threesome gone wrong,

So let me just get this straight :

- Your Boyfriend wanted to have a threesome
-You agreed if you could pick the girl
-You find the girl , do the deed, and that's that
-You and the girl start messing around
-Your boyfriend says he doesn't like the girl and tells you to stop hanging out with her
-The girl is find being the side chick (smh)
-She posted a picture of your ass on IG and some how your boyfriend knew it was yours
Now all hell is breaking looooossssseeeee ...

Listen here lady lover,
I have no advice for you. Tell the truth and shame the devil girl! Who are you trying to be with? I'm so over you bi-curious people. If you want your boyfriend then leave Tinker Bell ass alone! Clearly she is just being messy. There are a thousand other women out here she can play with. Wait I didn't mean it like that. Never mind ... let's just keep going forward umkay. You just need to make up your mind who you want. If you really want her, then tell your guy " lookahere partna' I like women nah! " and chuck up the deuces. If you wanna be with the fairy godmother than by all means ...... take that step. I hope none of this back fires in your face bbbbeeeecccccaaauuuussseeeeee then you'll REALLY be alone. And you can't sleep over here. See the real deal is, McFreaky gives you excitement that your boyfriend isn't. I'm going to say it, she gives you WAY more head than your man. I mean what else .. you know what .. that's none of MY business. Hell this clearly is almost his fault for wanting to "expand" outside you two. So find a way to spice up your relationship with your boyfriend. You need to stay your ass away from inviting third parties into your relationship.

So whatcha go' do ....

xoxoxo
Rubberband Man
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