Dear Mr. Elevator Man

I am SO glad I prerecorded these videos because end of the month is here at work and I'm DROWNING. Anywho ... Check out the reader letters for this week. Letter #1 : Nosey Roomate wants to break up his roommates relationship so he can date the girl. Letter #2 : The girlfriend doesn't like the boyfriends daughter, but doesn't have a legit reason on why. CCCCCCCHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE .... Also check out my VMA Review ... Until next time .... If  you know that 2+2=4, why can't you figure out that my business DOES NOT include YOU ...

It has been a MINUTE since I've done a randomness post. I have video's for later this week, so I thought why not throw in some random shizniyee today. (: 1. I got a new car and I SWEAR it's a thot magnet. If you don't know what a thot is, it stand for "that hoe over there". Now I use it when I'm describing an over aggressive whore. So back to the story, I have a white challenger and every time I ride pass aggressive whores they switch a little harder, flick their hair to the other side of their heads, and try to look into the car with their "dreamy" eyes. I really wanna give them the middle finger but I just give them the -_- instead. 2. Why do females get on social media and act a dang fool after a break up? Like, why were you still dating this person if you had that much shit to say about them? I don't get it. Did he instantly turn into a "ain't shit, ain't never gone be shit, ain't never had shit" man as soon as

Dear Mr. Guy .... So, yes we have the same car, different colors; I can see this too. You Say : you should give me your number ...  I mean how do you explain me, a white guy in a black challenger ... and you, a bombshell black woman in a white challenger ...

Dear Shanice, I know that you stated that you are a natural girl. I have been natural for about 2 years now and this guy I have been seeing hates it. When we first met I wore weaves and braids because I wanted to protect my hair so it would grow healthy. I told him before we got serious that I was natural and showed him a photo of me without my weave. He had no problem. Now that my hair is longer, I don't wear weaves much or braids. He always hints at other girls weaves, asking me if he bought it would I wear it, even schedule an appointment for me to get some installed. I'm to the point where I cannot deal with it anymore. I expressed my feeling to him about it and he hasn't said much about it since but I can tell how he looks at me when I'm ready to go out that he doesn't like it. Any advice on this matter? - Vicki Hey Vicki girl! Well I say just get a weave and call it a day. NOT! Listen, my hunny doesn't care if I am natural or relaxed, as long as i

WHEW! Miss me? Last week was too much for me and I needed to step away. I won't go into detail about it here but just know I am upset! ONWARD AND UPWARDS SHALL WE!! Time for an Ask Shanice Week! Bring some humor back to the blog and get so of you'll together(and me caught up) with these emails. Caught it below : Dear Shanice, I enjoy your blog and hope that you can help me. (Don't they all chile .. )  I started dating a married man about 8 months ago. He told me he was unhappy with his married life, but wasn't sure if he wanted to leave his wife. I went into this as a side chick, I guess you could say. ( No girl, I'm gone say )  After seeing him for a few months he told me he would leave his wife for me and wanted to start a family soon. I was so excited because I had grown to love this man with everything I had. I move closer to his side of town, so that I could see him more, and he slowly started moving things in. I stop taking my birth control, and soon b

On Saturday a 17 year old black teenage was gunned down in his grandmothers apartment complex. Google to read up on the story because I don't have the energy to lay it all out for you guys. I do want to say s/o to everyone on Twitter this Saturday for tweeting about it. This did not hit national news until Sunday, and even some outlets today. I recorded this video yesterday. I will be recording another video today with two of my sisters. I'm tired you'll. I'm so tired of these stories. I know they won't end anytime soon, but it doesn't hurt any less. This morning on my way to work, I cried as a I listened to Mike Brown's mother talk about her son. The pain, you can hear every emotion she has in her voice. No, I don't know this young man, but he is still apart of my culture. Again, I"m drained right now and a lot of things I have to say will be in the next video. Praying for comfort for the Brown Family and also my FB Family who lost their son

So even though today is Vlog Thursday, I didn't make one :( MEH! I gotta get a new schedule. Anywo ... Here's an OOOOLLLLDDD Post from November of last year. Enjoy! Dear Jesus be a hair bow, I am ssssooooo tired of going out and seeing these children's heads looking like Helen Keller did their heads, while your swing your 20 inch beach blond body wave. I don't understand how you can come out of your house and your baby look like she played in a sand storm and you smiling at every man you see. GIRL WHET? When people know that you have children, they don't care what you look like if your child walking around with Albert Einstein sides. Is it so hard to do hair,and put your kids on clean clothes? OH MY SWEET SUGARY BROWN don't let me get on why your baby has a snort mustache going on!!!! I just need you parents to do better. Like a whole lot better. Like a thousand times a thousand times 6 more damn thousand better. So girl in the QT line, getting ready t

Dear women, Why is it that we will drop our BEST girlfriend over something petty but let the same man run in and out of our lives? I just DO NOT understand that. I see it all the time on FaceBook. " look at us haters, we still pushing" But girl why are you still pushing? He had 3 whole children on your and you still "riding" for him. SMH. You'll give me a headache.

Listen, I had a completely didn't post for today, unkay! My mom called me still sick, doctors unknown of why her throat has been hurting for days and I have these two ladies in my inbox giving me a f'n headache.I'm an only child so when something is wrong with my mother it throws me into a mood. A "leave me the fack alone until my mother is better " mood. You know something like " I will curse each and every last person out in this place " in Jesus name, amen type of mood. Anywho this post is to you old bats in my inbox talking WRECK LESS!

Dear Threesome gone wrong, So let me just get this straight : - Your Boyfriend wanted to have a threesome -You agreed if you could pick the girl -You find the girl , do the deed, and that's that -You and the girl start messing around -Your boyfriend says he doesn't like the girl and tells you to stop hanging out with her -The girl is find being the side chick (smh) -She posted a picture of your ass on IG and some how your boyfriend knew it was yours Now all hell is breaking looooossssseeeee ... Listen here lady lover, I have no advice for you. Tell the truth and shame the devil girl! Who are you trying to be with? I'm so over you bi-curious people. If you want your boyfriend then leave Tinker Bell ass alone! Clearly she is just being messy. There are a thousand other women out here she can play with. Wait I didn't mean it like that. Never mind ... let's just keep going forward umkay. You just need to make up your mind who you want. If you really want h

EEEEEKKKKKK 100 Days Of Fitness Starts on Monday!!!! Keep me in your PRAYERS!!!! http://www.pinterest.com/shuntelb/100-days-of-fitness/ Have a great weekend!!!!