Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Dear Crazy lady,  Because girl you look a dang fool! So clearly you don't like to touch anything outside your car, plus your car. SMH. So you proceed to get out of your car, and pay at the pump. You slide the card in the machine, and uses the card as your fingers to hit the keys. You then put the card BACK in your wallet. I mean ..... so technically the germs are in your wallet now. Then you walk around trying to find paper towels to pump your gas with. You take the nozzle off with the napkin, grab the pump, start pumping THENNNNNN you close your hands over the "germ" napkins. Am I the only person that noticed you are now touching the part of the napkin you were using to protect yourself? Your weird, and you look crazy as hell. Just stop! Why not get some GermX and keep it pushing? OR go in the dang store and wash your hands ding bat!  Meanwhile you find it ok to dig in your ass to get those draws out ... but that ain't none of my business  xoxo Girl People Wat

Dear Shanice, I am a 22 year old woman, dating a 26 year old man. We have been dating for about 8 months and I can honestly say I am in love. Since school is out he took his kids on a mini summer vacation. He told me he wanted me to meet his kids. Now I knew he had kids but I didn't know how many. I never asked about them because honestly that's not my business. To make a long story short, he picked me up in a SUV and there were 5 kids inside. I died inside. 5 KIDS!!! I couldn't believe it. He was just smiling like this was normal. The weekend was very eventful, loud,messy,but entertaining to say the least. When I got home, I flipped out. I don't mind dating a man with kids, but 5 kids is a bit much for me. Do you think I'm wrong for wanting to leave him because of his children? PS I loved Take That Bitch To Trial Letter Thanks, Lisa Dear Lisa, RRUUUNNNN BBBBIIIIHHHHH!!!

Are the kind words that were whispered in the club on Saturday. Hey Ya'll!!! Miss me? If you haven't noticed Mondays are now "D's" post days. But he pissed me off, then I pissed him off; so now we are having a time out. I'll tell you all about it on Vlog Thursday! My nerves to damn bad right now, and since I am living the healthy life {insert side eye} I don't have any juice to go with my 1800 coconut so whatever. 1.This is my last week in my apartment and I'm still homeless like shit. I'm going to do a Vlog about trying to rent while black. SMH. Listen, this shat is so fn difficult. I'm over it. Like OVER IT!!!! 2.I'm not ready for Summer. I'm not talking about my weight, I'm talking about this HEAT!! OMGOSH you'll it was 97 degree's yesterday and I had a NASTY attitude. I can't deal with heat. I know, I know, Shanice, you live in the south. Yes, you are correct but girl ... show me someone that likes above 90

1. Yhu and belve are not words. 2. Leave your std results in your purse, not my timeline, 3. E Gangsters are not hot anymore. 4. Can you praise God on any other day then Sunday on my timeline? 5. Your an adult. I'm not praising you for paying bills.

I love when people send me random rants! Check out with my lovely cousin has to say! Can't wait until she drops!!! Ok. I know you save your blog stuff for your email but I woke up from a nap and I wanted  to have a prego rant (wrong  place wrong time). Over the past week everytime that I come in contact with a pastor they bring up the subject of weed. Usually its after they find out that I am a legal drug dealer. Over the past few years I have notice that an on going trend has been taking prescription medication for fun. When I started attending a predominantly white University I ran into a lot of people that would take prescription medication to stay awake for test. It was so normal to them. A little over a year ago I noticed that many people that I know were taking roxys. The term Roxy sounded really cool to me until I googled what they really were. I watched a girl that I was close to go from swallowing Roxys to sniffing them. Im so glad that I hate even taking tabs af

So this week, I have one of my best friends Aneesah. I met her in 9th grade, when she told me my love liked me. I thought she was crazy, and I was right, but she is sweet as pie. LOL That's so country. She is very to the point. There is no second guessing what she is saying because trust me, you'll understand the first time she says it. I love her tons, and can't wait for you guys to read her advice. This readers letter is a little long but I PROMISE you'll be like WTFACK when you finish. Check out her advice below :

Dear D, You make my balls hurt and I don't even have any. Every time I get an email from you, I have to take a deep breath, take about 20 steps, come back to my computer and go from there. Here's my little advice for you, or whatever. Lamount : It's a setup. Let it go. Stop being around him. Clearly he is a REAL down-low man, and you already know how I feel about them. I can applaud you on not being like him in that way, but that's about all I can give you a round of applause on. And how could you let him almost ... I mean you just finished peeing .. ok I can't .. my stomach is starting to hurt. Nasty ass .... Mellow Yellow : He is going to push you out of this corner, because I'm not sure if it's a closet, one way or another. I'm not sure where you took the wrong turn with him, but he is UPSET. Only thing worst than an upset queen, is a person with all their groceries in their cart and their EBT card has $0. Gotta take all that shat back. That'

I just want to wish my step dad a happy Father's Day. Although I didn't like him much in the beginning, he's a pretty awesome guy. Now my mom was very much the single parent. I went where she went and she never left me house with my step dad alone until I was up in age. I really can't remember my mom ever asking him to buy anything for me but he did anyways. Ooh we had some adventures that him and I crack up about. My mom is still pretty pissed about one but it's one of my favorite memories. Lol! Sorry ma! He taught me how to drive and got me out of MANY whoppings. He was the only one to go to the deep part of the ocean with me and gave me a stern talking to when I left college. Although we don't share the same DNA I will move mountains if someone wrongs him. And I'm pretty sure I get on his nerves, but I'm his only daughter ... That's what I'm suppose to do!!! So happy Father's Day!!!! See you soon!! I love you. 

GGGGIIIRRRRRLLLLL .... You made me curse TWICE in this video. Enjoy!

If you are not done with Season II, take yo ass on back to the TV! This post isn't for you. Cursing below :)  Dear OITNB, You listen to me ... I am having with-drawls and I'm not sure what to do. My friend has sent me the 7 stages of how to get in through a breakup but I'M NOT ACCEPTING THIS!!! Why must you dump 13 episodes in my lap, on a Friday? Do you really hate a G, huh? I mean GAH DAMIT!! You have my emotions up and down from episode one. So let me tell you how I feel about this season .... other than I loved it .. * I love Red. OMG, I love her so much!!! Last season, I was like ummm idk about this red head heffa, but I love her now. * V, I hate that hoe with every bone in my body. She ain't bout shit, ain't never been shit, ain't never gone be shit. She is a predator and I hate that shit. Preying on foster kids to run her drugs. SHE FUCKED HER SON!!!! I mean he wasn't her real son, but FFFFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK!!! Then had him killed. OOOL

Guest Spot today!!! Today's Guest is my mean cousin Tonya. Yes, she is very mean. LOL. She tourted me as a child, but also taught me that if people don't like you ... F THEM! I used to be a big cry baby way way way ( really not that far back ) in the day, and she would hit me and say suck it up! She is one of my closest cousin, and still looks 16 years old. Let's check out her take on my next reader letter! Thanks Girl! Love you!

Didn't read part One? I wasn't able to get a word out before Mellow Yellow was all over Lamount. Screaming at him about being a back stabbing bitch and other shit. I grabbed Mellow Yellow off of Lamount, and he starts whalling on me. In my mind I'm thinking, I really fucked with someone in one of my other lives. Mellow Yellow is telling me, I'm a piece of shit for taking seconds. Lamount chimes his smart ass in stating " No honey, you are trying to have seconds. I been had him, and will again, before you ever get the chance." Now I am back to trying to get Mellow Yellow off of Lamount. Lamount girlfriend burst in the room screaming WTF is going on. I think all the blood in my body rushed to my head, because I just wanted to pass out to distract everyone. Mellow Yellow opens his queen ass mouth and tells the girl we are all sleeping together. Yup, I die right there on the spot. I feel like I have just been pushed out of the closet that I didn't even kn

Catch Part 1  I decided to write her a letter and just let her have her moment. I met up with her and told her I had something to tell her. I gave her the letter and told her to stay at the restaurant until she has read it. I took screen shots and printed off our relationship. I showed her everything. We are not friends on social media, but I did add her. She is a little older than me but she doesn't really do social media.She is kind of a nerd, so books and gadgets are her thing. I told her if she wanted to talk after she read the letter , I am open to it, but I didn't think she would. She did call me a few weeks later and we talked. She was upset that I was still sleeping with him, but glad it was out in the open. So the plotting began! I told him I wanted to have a getaway with just me and him, and she told him she would be out of town for the weekend with her line sisters. I scheduled a hotel near their home and we set things in motion. She called him while we were in the

The time and patience I don't have for this .....Anywho! Check out my first vlog! Get the story and the update will be posted tomorrow!!!! TTTTAAADDDDAAAAA!!! ( insert glitter ) Like! Comment!! I really wanna know, what would you do?

Courtesy of my Lovely Tall, Sweet Friend - LOGAN!! Hey girl!! Dear Nail Tech,  I know you are just trying to be pleasant but suga, listen, this is my relax time umkay. I have already told you  how I want my nails, what color, no design, no pink power, just regular! Why are you still talking to me, behind that brick wall you call a mask? I want to catch up on my Netflicks shows, and just take my mind off life. No this isn't the first time I've been here, thank you so much for liking the nail color I choose, stop leaning your head over here trying to watch, and yes I apply my lashes on myself. This is my real hair and no you cannot touch it. Of course I just left work, don't you see this work attire with this badge hanging off me!! I thought the running eye liner would tell you that, but shame on me. Like why must we become besties in this one hour where I came to just relax, huh!! EXPLAIN THAT TO ME!! Don't you get tired of me saying huh to you 30 damn times b/c of t

So, as I stated on my video here  .. I will have guest answering and posting this month. I didn't want to ask actually blogger because everyone does that. So I extended a hand to some of my most faithful readers who always give me a s/o on social media, to stop by and chat for a while. I love them and I just knew their advise would be on point. So first up is Miss Delnata! She is the sweetest person,but don't push her! Her son is TOTS ADORBS and her post on FB always have me rolling. Now let's cut all that out and get to the juice unkay? UMKAY! Dear Shanice,  I hope this email meets you will. I have a problem. I know something that I shouldn't know and if I told would destroy my family. My mother is cheating on my father. They are married but have been going through a rough period. Last year my father cheated and got a woman pregnant. The lady and my mother got into a fight and she lost the child. My mom went to jail and of course my father got her out. Since the

I got wasted. Let's just start there. ( sidebar, I love how D writes like this is a book. LOL) I got a text from the ex saying she was pregnant. ( que usher's confession's ) Why would you text me that? That's so , well I don't know what to call it but damn you could call me!! I don't think it's mines. We always use protection. Well unless it was before we broke up. Damn!!! I don't want a baby by her. I want a baby by my wife. ( it's called STRAP UP! STUPID!) So I went to a dinner at Lamount's house, and I knew it was a bad idea from jump. Ol' girl is still mad at me about the ex but we are still rocking. You cannot guess who opened the door for me. MELLOW YELLOW!!!! I could've passed out right there. This is a party, so we are eating and drinking. I mean I am sleeping upstairs so I don't care about how much I"m drinking. So you know the more you drink, the more you pee. I went to the bathroom in Lamount's room because the