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Randomness Part 2


Another random post from you know who :) 

 I just want to say thanks for everyone who enjoys this blog. This started out as an idea that a friend suggested from FB and has turned into a pretty amazing thing for me. I have about 40 post, with over 1800 views. Can you believe that? With all the misspelled words, and misplaced words in this blog you would think people would be like " this girl needs to go back to school". NOPE! I'm still paying back student loans now. 

 So just a few random thoughts and answers to your questions. I really have emails!!! I'm still in denial, don't worry. 

 1. I don't think I'm funny. I just write whatever comes to mind. 
2. Yes, there is really a MEM. My friend "Sam" has seen him on the elevator. 
3. I am still thinking about accepting your "profiles" for MEM. IDK. You guys are kinda cray.
4.Yes I know my blog is super wack. Aint nobody ask you to be nasty! HOE! I didn't think people were going to read. So I will be upgrading soon enough. 
5. I am still working out and eating healthy. Not on the body by vi shakes. Once I get on schedule with everything I will be posting more photos of food I'm eating, workout plans, etc. I will only post what works for me. 
6. This post is rather boring as hell but I figured I'd jam it all in at once.
7. Did you know that booty can rock everywhere?
8. I'm tired of people twerking with they kids on their hips, while their food stamp card falling out their back pocket.
9. I may start doing reviews.
10. My mother reads my blog, which is so funny because she never reads anything other than the bible. She looks forward to my updates and that makes me happy.
11. I have hate mail. No, like really hate mail from when I posted about white people. I love all people that respect each other. If you can't do that, then let the door hit ya' where the good Lord split cha'.
12. I will curse you out. I'm not here to become famous, so keep that slick talking to a minimum in my inbox.
13. ....................................... yeah i have nothing else

 I think that's all the questions I got in my email. Feel Free to email me, comment below, just don't stalk me. I have a few personal dear questions I'll be answering as well as an update on what the girl's reply to MEM tomorrow! 

 For those looking for me on social media : my ig is this_fattie_b00ms . Its private, but I'll let you in. :) 

 xoxox
your friendly wal-mart greeter
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