Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Dear Shanice, My name is Amber and I am 20. I have been dating my husband since I was 16 and we have been married for 3 months. We have one child and I am pregnant now. Recently my husband and I bought a house and two new trucks. My husbands credit isn't so good so I put everything in my name and my husband gave me the down payments. My husband is a welder and he is 30 years old. I am a stay at home mom and I am in college to become a hair stylist. I want to open a salon one day. After we got married my husband started being very distant and working a lot of overtime. I don't see him a lot and when he is home he is always attached to his phone. The other day my cousin came over and showed me all these profiles of my husband on dating sites. He has a separate instagram, and facebook page from the one that I know of. I went through his phone and saw him texting girls his penis and girls sending him naked photos. He was taking these girls out and meeting up with them at hotels.

So listen, I am a very dramatic person. I have come to terms with this in 2016. I have some pretty crazy " So That Time I Thought I Was Going To Get Kidnapped " Stories ... let's hop into one umkay! I used to live in an apartment complex that had a back road. It was like the road my complex was on created it's own dead end, and then there was a road adjacent. Nobody really drove on this road much, and it was basically all trees on both sides. There were two or three businesses over there - although I never saw anyone actually going or coming from them mofos. So I used to jog back there. It was like two miles from my front door to the end of that street and back. Yaassss ah bih was jogging for real for real .. well most days - but that aint yo damn business shit! Ok so one day I hear these people laughing right. INSTANT PANIC! I told ya'll no one is back here. Like I'm already looking for random dogs and shit my exit plan was to get up a tree if a dog

I'm sick and shut in, so my blogger humor is short today. I also thought today was Sunday so yeah ... pray for me. The fiance fixed us dinner and any moment now I'll be in the bathroom ... I hope it's not the beginning of the flu ... But that is not why we are here ... we are here because  Lean in closely so I don't have to raise my voice umkay - my throat hurts really bad. WHO IN THE HELL DID THIS MATH! SPEAK UP! SPEAK THE HELL UP NAH!! Yes I know it says Philipe but I want to know before you "re-posted this " who actually did the math. Well let me tell you - at first glance I didn't do the math but I still knew this was wrong. I'm not sure what you did to get 4.33 million a piece but I would love for you to be my pizza delivery guy. I said ok maybe someone will correct these people posting the photo. Everybody can't be this dumb .... But they didn't. They shared it and commented how "evil" the world is. I know Beyonce I k

Child Support has been a top subject on my social media page, as well as on black twitter. I get really upset when I see men say " show me what you spending the child support on 'cause I know it's not my baby " ... that BLOWS me!! So here I am to break it down ...... I'll be the baby mama - we will use where I live in GA as an example. I'll even know use someone I know personally child support amount at the end of the post. So before I got pregnant I lived in a one bed room for $550. Once I got pregnant - I moved into a two bed room apartment so that our child would be able to grow in it's own space. That apartment went from $550 to $700. Now since you are the father you would split the $150 with me with is $75 a piece.  My cable will be the same because the child watches channels within my network. Lights will go up as they get older - because we all know we never turned off a light in the house and now I am in a two bedroom instead of one. So my

Dear Shanice, How do you feel about dating a man in jail? My boyfriend of 1 years was sentenced for 5 years on a drug charge and I have mixed emotions. He proposed to me right before he was sentenced and I said yes. It's been about 6 months and I'm already having second thoughts. I have met this really nice guy at my job and he keeps asking me out on a date. My mom said I should leave my boyfriend alone and date around. That if I don't find anyone by the time he gets out then I should get back with him. Thanks. First off I just want ya'll to know I had to piece this letter together like a mutha. I'm not sure how old you are but stay in school! SHIT! Needless to say your FIANCE is locked up for 5 years and you want to know if you should stay with him. Why do women always gotta hold they new ass man down when he get locked up!? Honesty I think he just proposed to you so he could have someone to be obligated to come see him and put money on his books. Couldn

So one of my goals for 2016 is to actually transform into my adult self. Yes I know I am an adult but my closet right now, doesn't really represent how I want to feel and look as adult Shanice. So I am starting a campaign for myself.  I want to push myself to do more with myself, network more, blog more, live more! I want to LIVE and not just wake up do business, and go back to sleep. I want to run my business(es) like Beyonce. Nah I don't really know how to do that but hey .. one thing you can't say is that she isn't always on her grind. Every day I want to be up by a certain time - working on my businesses. Business Slay with what I'm getting to here people!!! BUSINESS SLAY!!! I'm just out here trying to get these coins ok! Remember << the girl with no 9-5 over here.  I'm going to party like Rihanna. Nah I don't mean go to the club every weekend and so forth but in life in general I'm going to have a IDGAF attitude. I'm just g

Listen, I have only really talked about the whole Bill Cosby situation with my fiance. He is almost the only person I don't roll my eyes at when talking about things like this. Let me just say this BILL COSBY IS NOT YOU GAH DAMN DADDY!!  #staywoke lmbo!!! LOL. I'm sorry but I just really needed to get that out. I have always had a passion for law but not for school .. umhm ... and I will search and search and search until I find the case and read the documents. Ask my friends .. they will tell you. I printed off the entire case against Eddie Long - and highlighted things - and did the same with the Atlanta Public School case. I like facts ... I like to read things myself and know what the hell is going on. BUT in this case - I really don't give a shit. I don't know Bill Cosby, I'm just mad that 7th Heaven is on and I can't find the Cosby show. Now that is something you might want to #staywoke about because he confessed to the shit. Back to my title .. B

Happy New Year Lovely People!!!! Let's get into these wedding nightmares umkay!!!