Yeah I forgot what number this is but it's a new year so let's start off with #1 umkay!
1. Ladies, if you man asked you to stop wearing that moo moo out in public like a dress, BIH STOP WEARING IT. I know we like to be comfortable, but come on nah ..... they way you get them is the way you keep them. I have a FEW period only outfits but they are tucked away and do NOT make it out the house. I am tired of seeing you with your Madam dress on and you man looking FINE at the movies. Just no ....
2. Baby hair ... can we let this go already? I'm so tired of you'll stretching that baby hair swoop all the way out on these sew ins. Push that shit back man and keep it pushing. Got dried up gel touching your eyebrows and shit. NO. Drop the tooth brush and walk away.
3. Men .... Please help me understand why you have on a long sleeve shirt, a pull over, and a jacket but you are still sagging? Like is your ass not cold? You just gone leave your ass out there to 'fend for itself with that thin as cloth you call boxers. That's so cruel man ... so cruel.
4. If your kids do not say aunt and uncle, I judge you. UMHM .. I just do. I'm so old school, I be wanting snatch a kid up!
5. Do you guys know that everything you read on the internet is not always true. I mean you'll be going IIINNNN on these fake stories. Trust me if a Celebrity says some racist shit .... it will be all over the blogs. " See this why I don't wear Gucci because he said hang all the nigga babies. But you niggas stay out here buying their clothes, and shoes. Wake up and know they don't love these hoes. " Source be ' nadagahdamnthingonthiswebsiteistrue.com .... like come on ya'll.
6. Last but not least ... You cannot say " i don't care if you gay or not" and then in the next sentence say " dick in the booty ass boy" "shitty dick ass boy" and think you first comment is still valid. NO MF ITS NOT! That's like saying " No disrespect but you a low down, stealing out of Metro fashion ass, dirty foot ass, knock knee ass, three nipples on each titty ass, held back in Kindergarten ass, 2+5=1100 ass, cant find nemo ass, I'm not going natural I just can't afford a box perm ass, I'm selling all my kids during tax season ass bitch". -_- Just no ....
Until Next Time,
1. Ladies, if you man asked you to stop wearing that moo moo out in public like a dress, BIH STOP WEARING IT. I know we like to be comfortable, but come on nah ..... they way you get them is the way you keep them. I have a FEW period only outfits but they are tucked away and do NOT make it out the house. I am tired of seeing you with your Madam dress on and you man looking FINE at the movies. Just no ....
2. Baby hair ... can we let this go already? I'm so tired of you'll stretching that baby hair swoop all the way out on these sew ins. Push that shit back man and keep it pushing. Got dried up gel touching your eyebrows and shit. NO. Drop the tooth brush and walk away.
3. Men .... Please help me understand why you have on a long sleeve shirt, a pull over, and a jacket but you are still sagging? Like is your ass not cold? You just gone leave your ass out there to 'fend for itself with that thin as cloth you call boxers. That's so cruel man ... so cruel.
4. If your kids do not say aunt and uncle, I judge you. UMHM .. I just do. I'm so old school, I be wanting snatch a kid up!
5. Do you guys know that everything you read on the internet is not always true. I mean you'll be going IIINNNN on these fake stories. Trust me if a Celebrity says some racist shit .... it will be all over the blogs. " See this why I don't wear Gucci because he said hang all the nigga babies. But you niggas stay out here buying their clothes, and shoes. Wake up and know they don't love these hoes. " Source be ' nadagahdamnthingonthiswebsiteistrue.com .... like come on ya'll.
6. Last but not least ... You cannot say " i don't care if you gay or not" and then in the next sentence say " dick in the booty ass boy" "shitty dick ass boy" and think you first comment is still valid. NO MF ITS NOT! That's like saying " No disrespect but you a low down, stealing out of Metro fashion ass, dirty foot ass, knock knee ass, three nipples on each titty ass, held back in Kindergarten ass, 2+5=1100 ass, cant find nemo ass, I'm not going natural I just can't afford a box perm ass, I'm selling all my kids during tax season ass bitch". -_- Just no ....
Until Next Time,
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