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I Almost Kidnapped A Baby

Listen ... my "clock" alarm is going off and it's LOUD ! The last few months I have been in baby fever like nobodies business. It's a STRONG battle between just getting pregnant or fitting into this wedding dress. Actually .. it's really not that hard because I'm getting in that damn dress. BOY BYE! Like it's so strong I be on Pinterest looking at where to order these baby headband and head wraps. Little boy bowties and shit ... ya'll help me lol

I don't know who's baby this is but she is PRECIOUS!!

So Friday my fiance's grandfather took us out to eat at the Doubletree. This is also the hotel our wedding party will be staying at, so we went to check on rooms and so forth. While I was sitting there this lady came in with her little girl. She had on the cutest little dress with some pink chucks. ( Yes I still remember what she had on - my ovaries almost made me kidnap her! ) She was on 10 and her mama looked like at any moment she could burst out in tears from having to chase her around. 

I would love a chocolate baby!!!
The little girl ran to me and started looking at my phone. I was sending an email and she just stood there looking at me and back at my phone. Ya'll .. I'm not lying .. I could've pick her up and took the hell off running. I mean they would've caught me bbeeccaauuusseee I'm not that fast, the little girl was kinda thick which would've slowed me down more, and also where is my transportation? Oh yeah he's sitting beside me, not willing to take this felony charge for a G. BUT my ovaries were just acting a damn fool! The baby left me and went over to Danny and I was slick upset! Like, so I'm not good enough for you anymore? All babies do that to me when he is around. Punk ass fiance, with his punk ass light brown eyes, and his punk ass cute smile that makes the babies love him more than me. Punk Ass! 



So I, Shanice Lastnamechangesin27days, am ready for my own baby. Yeah yeah I know the pain of having them .... I get that ... But I'm ready to have my own baby. I have baby niece's and a little nephew and I love them ..... but ummmm .... they aren't mines. Like they mama's will only let me keep them for so long. Mind you  - my nephew Zaire is already on a time limit with me because he likes to top row DDT ( is that what it's called? ) my ass like we in the wrestling ring and I just can't lol. He real strong for a 2 year old. My niece Lex just wants to eat all my food and stomp around the house.

Future conversation :
Them : You know Shanice, Danny's wife
You : Umhm they just got married right?
Them: Yeah girl, and you know she pregnant now.
You : Damn didn't they just get married?

Me :

Have a great Sunday - fyi I didn't proofread this lol
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